The Tea Man @teaman - Bluesky Profile

I want Zohran to win so bad man

04.11.2025 05:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Am I the only person here who likes watches or what

03.11.2025 04:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s a lot of fucking candles

02.11.2025 02:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well basketball season has started and- OH GOOD LORD DOES THAT SAY FOUR QUARTERS

02.11.2025 01:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The odor

31.10.2025 13:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ah so we’re fucked come 2028. Cool.

31.10.2025 02:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Every time I enter the state of Wyoming I feel like I’m in enemy territory. Evil vibes in that place

31.10.2025 02:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The sports scene here looks abysmal but this account followed me and I had to check it out.

Honestly, I’m fucking with Tchoukball over here.

30.10.2025 06:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Butlerian jihad now

30.10.2025 05:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I cannot believe we are in a generation of such hyper-aggressive delirium

30.10.2025 05:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

☝️

30.10.2025 05:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh shit this place has DMs now?? Lmao what’s up

30.10.2025 05:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You had me at king Alfred with big naturals

28.11.2024 03:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lights on my Tacoma so bright that shit give you Glaucoma

18.10.2024 04:11 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Unngffhhh

14.11.2024 03:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank God for Bluesky

17.10.2024 22:51 — 👍 14321 🔁 3300 💬 69 📌 43

Many people are saying this

18.10.2024 06:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lights on my Tacoma so bright that shit give you Glaucoma

18.10.2024 04:11 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Fuuuu do jj I’m so drunk

-Sent from 2006 Chevrolet Impala

19.10.2023 03:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Baja Blast

19.10.2023 02:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I mean man that stuff tastes like toothpaste

19.10.2023 01:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Man that stuff tastes like existential dread

19.10.2023 01:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

What are you brushing your teeth with ???

19.10.2023 01:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Piss

19.10.2023 01:11 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Man that stuff tastes like toothpaste

19.10.2023 00:42 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There’s always a way

18.10.2023 05:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Squelching all by yourself beautiful?

18.10.2023 05:55 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Hey bro stop calling them bitches you’re scaring the hoes

18.10.2023 04:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

buddy i have tasted cum you could not FATHOM

18.10.2023 04:32 — 👍 32 🔁 6 💬 6 📌 5

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