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BREAKING: Texas Democrats fled to Chicago on Sunday to block a mid-decade redistricting vote pushed by Donald Trump.

Texas AG Ken Paxton had already threatened to arrest the lawmakers if they took this step.

“We take vaccines so for granted in the United States” ...“Women in the developing world know the power of [vaccines]. They will walk 10 kilometers in the heat with their child and line up to get a vaccine because they have seen death.”

Melinda Gates

The fact that there's zero daylight between "pope they picked" and "only pope they would've picked if JD Vance really did kill the previous pope" is kind of interesting.

I gave the rottweiler who killed all of my friends' babies a big, juicy steak and I'm here to tell you that you're all being a little melodramatic about Murderer the Rottweiler.

I'm going to start saying "art of the deal" every time I do something really stupid and then start backtracking

So glad you are here!!

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sry I didn’t text u back, I was in international waters

cannot overstate the level of contempt i have for vance

Raise your ✋ and repost this if you're participating.

It’s also extortion of a nation at their weak moment, but who cares about that when there’s money to be made amirite?

It's almost like he's a Russian asset or something.

👇🏽

I think it already is.

But seriously. Don’t call them names. We want the door open for them when they realize the mistake they made.

We are for a better America. Not a vindictive America

Sure, Medicaid being down *seems* bad, but wait until later today when they roll out MediCoin, the Blockchain based healthcare solution!™️

Trump just defunded the police.

Elected Democrats who worry about their political futures are doing the very thing that will turn off their voters: NOTHING.

Ironically, the courageous ones who speak truth to power and say "FUCK THIS SHIT" will inspire voters to come out in droves.

Courage is contagious.

Sell your Tesla. ❌

Sell your Cybertruck. ❌

Get off Twitter. ❌

Don’t sign up for Starlink. ❌

Bankrupt him. It will take while but it’s possible. ✊🏻

#resist

Well. Just saying.

You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.

He will steal, sir, an egg out of a cloister. For rapes and ravishments he parallels Nessus. He professes not keeping of oaths; in breaking ’em he is stronger than Hercules. He will lie, sir, with such volubility, that you would think truth were a fool.

I have seen the dumb men throng to see him

Stay strong. For us, this is more than just a job-it’s a calling. Together, we will stand to protect our parks, environment, and wildlife. Four years… we remain hopeful that the attack on our public lands will be less brutal this time.