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can somebody put a santa hat on me

hard no they be scaring tf outta me

lmaoaoa no deadass and take me to the station i wanna file a report

i was telling my brother the license plate and car color like he was bout to go beat ass and bring the wings home 😭

and we was fried just knowing we was about to demolish that shit. this was like the beginning of uber eats so you couldn't even contact them after the fact but lord knows i done got my get back for that fucking w uber eats 😭

100% shoutout to him for saying something but gotdamn do you still want her in your life? lmaoaoa he ain't even give no notes 😭😭😭😭

this is reminding me of the time i ordered a 30 piece for me and my brother and the driver ran off w that shit. war flashback fr 😭

he basically breaking up w her bc wtf 😭😭😭😭😭

that video of the man yelling at the white lady from his car and he said "you look like a fuckin apple" bc she had on so much blush 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i did already sister 🙈

calling them uptown's >

this just blew my mind

what’s the politest way to tell someone they’re musty..

I really detest you niggas with beautiful ass eyelashes. 😂😍

those lil tiptop cans be getting me right omg

aw happy bday to your brother 💗🥳

i be shaking my head mad quick when i say it too bc deadass it doesn't matterrrr 😭

I don’t normally start threads, but can I see my black men smiling please ? 🥹

"DON'T SPEAK ON THE FAMILY CRODIE IT'LL GET DEEP IN THE FAMILY CRODIE" and "yachty can't give you no swag neither ion give a fuck bout who ya hang wit!!!"

one thing about me, ima buy myself whatever I want

drugs really can and do induce psychosis. she's gonna go too far and never be able to come back 😭😭😭😭

this why i can never give her too much bc she's weird 😭😭😭😭

what's the skincare routine wtf! tryna get like you 🥹

those confirmation numbers after you pay something

okay but what kind you gonna have? i'm getting some too and idk what i want 😭

before i lead you on baby tell me what's your motiveeee

Federal judges block Texas from using its new US House map in the 2026 midterms A panel of three federal judges has blocked Texas from using a new congressional map that Republicans drew in hopes of picking up five U.S. House seats.

BREAKING: Federal judges block Texas from using redrawn congressional maps that would boost the GOP in the 2026 midterm elections.

tacosssssss

i really wanna pull my uggs out but it's 80 damn degrees smh

damn that's will??? they all got grown as fuck 😭😭😭😭