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A continuance isn’t automatic—the parties have to agree or the judge has to grant it. When the government lawyer doesn’t show up in court, the case gets dismissed or the plaintiff gets a default judgment.

I plan to not vote for Gavin Newsom at every opportunity.

Do these people have any self-respect at all? How embarrassing.

They think they're all going to be living that Real Housewives lifestyle.

I might be the only American who thinks ranch dressing is vile.

If only they respected other people's lives. Good luck to that baby.

We are the same. 💪

My favorite thing is to troll my (male) law partners by asking if they got the holiday cards out or when teacher conferences are. I do their whole day job and 85% of what their wives handle.

And yet we're still in charge of making every doctor/dentist appointment, knowing what shoe size everyone wears, filling out every form, signing up for sports/camp/lessons and making sure they don't conflict, knowing which friends have food allergies, buying every gift & knowing when pajama day is.

She's not wrong, though. It's not the only solution but it's the immediate solution.

Somebody knows.

I mean, I was just selling shoes in Akron, Ohio. Not quite the same clientele, I don’t think.

Don’t be this guy.

I forgot about this! Our store made us do it for purchases over $50

May the odds be ever in your favor.

Will it be high quality?

Nailed the Fundie Baby Voice that big strong men like

Susie Wiles is a truly terrible person.

What a shitty human being. No principles at all which I guess is a requirement for working in this administration

No thank you

It’s gonna be AI

I know

Those clothes are going to stink. Full rewash necessary

I'm so sorry. I hope the detangling is easier than you expect.

That is an advantage. I listened to it during a period of long commutes and I was stunned at the twist. Truly did not see it coming and I usually see these things coming.

I envy you not remembering. There are plenty of books/movies I know I've read/seen but could not tell you one single thing about, sadly, Ackroyd is not one of them. Hope to get there one day.

If you dare to make a claim, they act like you’re trying to steal from them.

It’s the same for SNAP or disability or free school lunch. I’m OK with a few people who don’t qualify getting help if it means a greater number of people who do need help get it. Republicans would rather fewer people be helped to ensure there’s no “fraud.”

Oh, it's just a joke. Don't be so sensitive. --Fox viewers, probably

Who’s having all these children that men require to make their lives more meaningful?