Sam Klein

omg hi!!

exactly as god intended my friend

cold tired and still on Twitter but I will post here more for the ppl who switched how’re you

don’t really use this but was forced to redownload it. hello all. fuck Elon musk.

monthly bluesky check-in. how is the world doing?

the hoes are jealous that i be ponderin

Bureaucracy is 95% sitting on my phone and 5% attending a meeting once a week.

i can’t believe jeremy renner is dead

the titanic submarine incident would’ve made for a great it’s always Sunny episode

yeah I broke up with my girlfriend but we’re at 205 days of streaks on Snapchat she gotta at least keep up the routine

LMAO REAL

i am single once again. how do I keep ending my relationships in July?

the tennis tech is so crazy like they can just immediately see whether a ball is really out or not.

menthol newport

he’s the LeBron James of the crack game

Hunter Biden smoking a cig

Haha don’t kill yourself you’re so sexy

drunk as hell

a seinfeld episode where jerry is a niche internet microcelebrity on twitter or TikTok instead of a mainstream comedian.

We just enabled account sign-ups again, so any outstanding invite codes can now be used to create an account.

Thanks for your patience!

alright what’s the scene around here. who are the shitposters. who are the characters main. i need sickos, does anyone have sickos?

TIPS FOR POSTING FOR THE NEWSKIE POSTERS ON BLUESKY:

i am in your walls
i’m watching you right now
i’ve been watching you for weeks
i will approach when you’re not expecting
i am in your walls

LETS GO GUARDIANS BABY

28. In all of Mississippi there are *only 28 full time public defenders.* The rest are private attorneys that get pennies to take on public defense cases. Major issues is funding. Basically none. In Jackson, full time defenders paid $30k less than prosecutors. A constitutional crisis. Thread:

Ron DeSantis scowling at his shoes in the foreground while Joe Biden laughs with an older white man in blue jeans, a black T-shirt that says “FLORIDA CRACKER” and a camo trucker hat. Joe Biden has his arm around Florida Cracker’s wife, an older white woman with blonde hair in a blouse and blue jeans. Florida Cracker, Mrs. Florida Cracker, and the president are all smiling and laughing. Ron DeSantis is not.

cracker is a slur because the powers that be don’t want you to post that pic of Ron DeSantis scowling in the foreground while Joe Biden laughs with a dude in a shirt that says “FLORIDA CRACKER” with his arm around Florida Cracker’s wife

help me find my friends pls they have to see my annoying posts.

this mf spittinf

like mf are we friends or not

reporting for duty