Ken.

Pretty sure I’ve got Covid 🙃 never felt this rough in my life and spent the entire night with a fever

You probably need to thin our your paint a bit @cumkinggg.bsky.social do you agree?

You never proof read a thing do you

Oh god I feel like death

I think it’s safe to say my vote currently belongs to the greens

Five events that defined my childhood

- princess diana dying
- 9/11
- Richard Hillman
- Tricia getting killed by a chimney in emmerdale
- Madeline McCann / Shannon Matthews

Lyrics from the song “The Dice”: Born into a better class That only rolls a two A slightly lighter accent and A slighter better shoe Those shoes are walking on thin ice Though you hold a decent job Looking at this dump, one financial slump Straight back on the rob

If you’ve ever heard of The Beautiful South, Paul Heaton & Jacqui Abbott once released an album called “Crooked Calypso” and 90% of the album is just them mocking the British attitude and way of life - and I’ve never seen the British class system summed up better than these lyrics

Oh no I appear to be doing nothing with my Saturday

Me when summer’s over but I’m not ready to give up on drinking outside

Two massive tasks off my desk I might actually be able to have a weekend where I don’t think about work

Oh gotta be cumin surely

I think my Halloween outfit might actually all arrive next week which is the most organise I have ever been tbh

This is the only acceptable way to file manage anything. Especially in a legal setting - it makes bundling so much easier.

JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case

It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

People always talk about their cats waking them up at 5am for breakfast without fail.

It’s 10am and my cat remains asleep on his own bed which is at the end of our bed, waiting until we get up

After a couple of very busy and stressful days at work and then the adrenaline and euphoria of seeing gaga, my body crashed so hard last night and I still feel exhausted

This whole four film Beatles cinematic universe thing just sounds utterly utterly diabolical.

Oh it was so good

15 years since I was at the monster ball. Hearing dance on the dark on the piano and speechless as the end of show song was ETHEREAL. cried my eyes out. I’m very drunk

Mirror selfie of Ken wearing a denim vest and denim shorts looking like he might have been a twink in a past life

she’s gone for a born this way look for Gaga (I am so excited)

Arrived in the office at 7am and spent 10 hours there pretty much entirely at my desk. The things I do so I can have a half day tomorrow for Gaga and the day off after to recover without worrying 😭

(Admittedly I didn’t spot you’d changed it to golden girl which would have made this clearer)

I was so convinced this was Rue McClanahan when I saw it but didn’t want to question it in case I was wrong and showing my age 😭

Kemi Badenoch

The Conservative Leader who puts the ‘I’ in ‘Britiain’

The problem with being British is that when a headline says “Queen says blah blah blah” I never know if they’re talking about Queen Elizabeth II, Camilla or Brian May.

That does seem to get peoples backs up the most

Oh god.

I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing. Or ET. Or The Sound of Music. Or Lord of the Rings. Or Forrest Gump. Or The Godfather. Or Shrek 2-4.

I get shouted at a lot for this.

I’d really hate to be going about my day shopping or commuting or whatever and then suddenly a flash mob appears, it looks truly awful.

finally found the strength to shower