Ken.

Image showing news where Sex Matters has lost (twice in a day)

Rough day for Sex Matters

I wonder if the ABBA Voyage avatars have now done more shows than ABBA did

Why are you linking to X fgs

feeling ~hideous~ atm

I beg you to put your phone away and do some work

You’re finishing work too early?

nah

Why did I think that was Victoria Wood in her Ann Widdecombe wig

I am in dire need of a bit of daylight when I wake up

Americans are rediscovering dipping biscuits into tea

Definitely a mirror for sure

may have just taken my best ass pic of all time

Nah fuck that

It sounds fucking horrible outside, but I could really do with going to the office today :(

Sure x

Oh really

Never mind I can still see them

Is this in black and white to hide your hickeys?

good afternoon ben

Chancellor Palpatine:

I have over a week to go 😭

good morning ben

But then he couldn’t make a bid for leader and they wouldn’t give him the Labour whip if be tried to return to the party

First leg day I’ve dared do in about three months because of a lower back injury. I’m about to wobble all the way home

Good morning all. And here’s your regular reminder that the Praetorian Guard killed a lot of emperors.

I’m doing it!

Never been less interested in going to the gym than I am right now

Not a single front page doesn’t mention Burnham being blocked today. If Starmer was hoping it would be short term pain to protect his fragile premiership, I think I’d be worried.

It is!

Gosh you hussy