Ken.

Cautiously returning to the gym. Wish me luck 😶

Christ how is it only two weeks until Manchester Pride

I’ve discovered skyr yoghurt and that it makes great smoothies which is excellent news for someone like me who wants to eat healthy but does not enjoy eating breakfast

Barclays have the worst UI I’ve ever seen and accessing the app is akin to breaking out of Guantanamo. You have to give so much nonsense information, a memorable word, a memorable code and the blood type of your Great Aunt’s neighbour simply to view your current mortgage interest rate ffs.

You can’t apologize your way out of involvement with a Harry Potter IP at this point. This isn’t art vs artist. This is continuing to give financial firepower to someone whose whole MO is causing harm to trans folks. Girl, audition for a different project. FFS dedicate that energy to renewing TWoT.

“You’re not so tough without your car are ya?”

The Internet Wants to Check Your I.D. New safety rules require users to verify their identities before gaining access to sites. This spells the end of the relative anonymity that we’ve come to expect online.

As the Tea app’s recent data breach demonstrated, any age-verification system comes with vulnerabilities and risks compromising users’ privacy. Do new safety rules spell the end of the relative anonymity that we’ve come to expect online?

This may be the best one yet

Selfie of Ken in a white T-shirt

Apparently I’m off to a pub quiz

Repeating old tweets to try and get numbers and not responding to my texts? Pathetic.

I absolutely cannot stand contrarians

Less than 3 weeks prior? They’ll either be full or horrendously expensive

Can go into the village because it’s a public right of way - some bars threaten to not permit people without a wristband but I’ve never seen them enforce this. Can’t go to the stage in Sackville Gardens or the “Mardi Gras” stage - but you can go to the vigil on Monday night without a ticket

Thank you for this recommendation - £50 instead of £150 (so I slipped and bought some new trainers too)

In desperate need of new running shoes - does anyone have any recommendations for a decent pair that won’t require a remortgage?

Today has been a slog but at least the curry I made was excellent

"Why would I want to read something nobody could be bothered to write?"

Can’t get a train to Manchester for the next 3 weeks so I was going to use the time where I won’t be going into the office and therefore won’t be going for after work drinks to really push myself at the gym and running - so of course I’ve pulled my lower back on the first day of that plan 😭😭😭 fml

Yes.

hot honey flavour Jaffa cakes

We’ve gone too far

Car sticker which says “Black Box Fitted, I’m more annoyed than you are!!”

Just saw this on the back of someone’s car which I can only presume means if not for the black box, the driver would knowingly be breaking the law?? When did we get to the point of believing that road laws are there to be openly broken?? You’re in a 1500kg metal killing machine, have some sense!

Is this the next Lana del rey album title

spent a day of annual leave cleaning and exercising. I shall now be sitting for the remainder of the weekend.

Shame you didn’t have your bike with you, you could have got from Piccadilly to Victoria quite quickly then

Sounds like it’s not all well and good

August tomorrow, what the fuck? The “I’m ready for dark nights and pumpkins” knobbers are gonna be all over the timeline by this time next week.

Didn’t even realise there was a Nintendo direct today

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not with my sturdy boy (umbrella, not Michael)