Ken.

Concorde in a hangar at an event venue

Not often you get to have a tour of Concorde and then have dinner underneath it for your work Christmas party

Ken in a light green three piece suit

dapper or slapper

Still thinking about the twink that came up to me and started chatting to me out of nowhere at homobloc, telling me it’s his first time there and he’s a bit nervous about it and I’m like awh me too- thinking I’ve still got it. Then he hits me with “but I think some MD might help 🥺” BE GONE YOU RAT 😤

I don’t wanna work I wanna spend all day in bed grabbing my husband’s butt

Told you they might not fit

Never mind

Parking fines should be based on a percentage of your income.

Something very strange is happening. I’m in a good mood?

Incredible

Put the original grinch on?

Lisa Simpson dancing

And now the Celine Dion version of Oh Holy Night, I must find the gay with the aux cable

Both x

DJ Play A Christmas Song popping off over the hotel breakfast

Yes. Yes you do.

Went down to the hotel bar thinking I’d get a pint as there is nothing else to do. It was brighter than the sun and there was 5 sad business men sat alone with pints with bbc news played on the tv without sound or subtitles. No music. I got a jug of ice water and came back to my room and got in bed.

Wales you’ve got terrible teabags

I’m busy x

You don’t work, what will be the difference?

Drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra

A screenshot of an alarm set for 5am

kill me now

I would never !

Say it then, wimp

He’s right though

It was 12 years. And I stand by that.

Idk why I’m joining in but here we are

Mirror selfie of Ken wearing a cropped sheer tight mesh black top with a white PVC harness underneath and black shorts with white sports socks.

Didn’t think my mid-thirties would be the time that I’d start enjoying nights out never mind something as big and overwhelming as Homobloc but I genuinely had such a fun night last night, dancing my little tits off surrounded by queer joy 🥰

Fab! I’ve sent the trade over

Sure do you have a spare ampharos or corviknight? I think I’ve already got you added

From mega rising? I’ve got a spare yeah

I’m not grumpy. I felt quite joyous sending that x