Rob

My personal history would be more accurate than whichever family might have lived in the house before, surely?! 😂

That's only a touch more than mine, which isn't bad for two people!

That would make sense, weird that they'd use property history rather than your own though considering different people use different amounts, but it was empty for a ~year before I moved in. This is for fresh and sewage.

The bill suggests I'm not a very heavy user (although I'm not sure where they're getting historic data from prior to this, because I only moved in 9 months ago).

Same. I prefer to pay by credit card when the bill comes to (1) earn interest on the money beforehand, and (2) get those sweet sweet airmiles on payment.

Ahh, it would be great if they said "if you set up a direct debit now, you won't need to pay £215 today" rather than leading you to believe you need to do both. I mean, it makes sense from that point of view, just isn't clear!

“Tom Daylee”

This. Was. Brilliant.

Say it all you want. I’m not opposed to privatisation but don’t have the energy or desire to explain why in fewer than 300 characters 😂

Quite! It’s like they think I can’t do maths. I wouldn’t mind a bit of rounding up to £40 but £57?! Fuckers haha

They can get fucked 😂 I specifically don’t play by direct debit so I can keep the money earning interest in my own account for six months haha

Can anyone explain why my water company suggest I pay nearly £60/month when my bill for the last six months is only £215 (£35.83/month)?! 🤨

Sometimes I get emails and-

I do wonder what evidence the seller would need to provide but let’s see…

Someone I haven't seen in about a year saw me in the gym this morning and said this. So that's my year made.

Exactly.

I wonder was deep insights you could get into my psyche from analysis the doodles I draw while I’m on the phone at work.

You're obviously not watching The Traitors.

okay, charlotte church

Hahaha we were all shooketh.

When Charlotte Church was digging into that mud, I realised I am no better than a straight man 🍈 🍈

Lord no. This was from a deli at one of the offices I work in haha

Today involved a lot of driving. I’m thankful for my car being so comfortable and surprisingly economical considering my heavy right foot.

I had to open my mouth widely to get it all in 🫦

Chicken, chorizo, cheese, and pickle on focaccia 🤤

I’m sure some of you have calendars with photos along the same theme.

Wikipedia reliably informs me that limes aren't a single botanical group, but that various varieties are hybrids of citrons, mandarins, pomelos, and micranthas.

Today I learnt that life never gave us lemons. It gave us pomelos and mandarins which were cross-bred to become the bitter orange, which itself was cross-bred with a citron to in the first millennium to produce what we now know as a lemon.

It's more of a performance piece.