Monday from both sides.
16.02.2026 08:20 โ ๐ 44 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0@romeogolf.bsky.social
Customer is visibly older than 25. ๐ Hampshire, UK
Monday from both sides.
16.02.2026 08:20 โ ๐ 44 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Todayโs workout banger.
16.02.2026 06:50 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Without the Lego, this was last night ๐ Weโre trying to find something to do outside the house.
15.02.2026 08:26 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0What to do on a rainy Sunday? The Boy stayed over last night and Iโm struggling to think of ways to entertain him ๐คฃ
15.02.2026 07:33 โ ๐ 22 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 0๐คญ
14.02.2026 19:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I asked some friends to describe me in three words andโฆ well, there are two types of people in this world ๐ฅฐ
14.02.2026 19:28 โ ๐ 38 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 0All I can see:
14.02.2026 11:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0On the left, a cat. On the right, what she sees as a climbing frame at 3am.
14.02.2026 09:27 โ ๐ 36 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Correct.
13.02.2026 21:43 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yes, Lee. That's exactly what I meant.
13.02.2026 20:14 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0My daughter is having a sleep over at mine for the first time since I moved and Iโm not saying sheโs been clingy butโฆ
13.02.2026 17:31 โ ๐ 31 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Whatever it was has been deleted now!
13.02.2026 13:25 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0If it generally takes you a while to get off then the correct etiquette in bed is to go first, please. This should be a universal understanding.
13.02.2026 12:56 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0Right?!
13.02.2026 10:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0You've had videos, other boys pay for those x
13.02.2026 09:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Calm down, sweetcheeks, you've already seen this one.
13.02.2026 09:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Can't quite explain it, but one of my colleagues' handwriting is so uniform that it looks like a computer font designed to emulate handwriting, and not actual handwriting?!
13.02.2026 08:35 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0We made it to #fcf
13.02.2026 06:54 โ ๐ 141 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 0Hey, boy
12.02.2026 22:37 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The fluffy slippers really complete the look.
12.02.2026 22:36 โ ๐ 75 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0Yeah, British English.
12.02.2026 22:35 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You may need to.
12.02.2026 20:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Today I learnt a new mnemonic to remember practice/practise and licence/license.
AdviCe is a noun, like practice and licence.
AdviSe is a verb, like practise and license.
Cheeky Wednesday dopiaza.
11.02.2026 19:03 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0๐คฃ๐คฃ
11.02.2026 10:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I mean, we're Jewish, but sure. Something like that.
11.02.2026 09:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Weirdly, whatever it is works best on that arm as the other doesn't look anywhere near as defined (and it's also a lot of good downward facing lighting!). But thank you!
11.02.2026 09:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I'll have you know my parents were married x
11.02.2026 09:20 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Barely made it to work on time today, but itโs okay because I think this was my favourite of the twenty seven selfies I took after my shower.
11.02.2026 09:18 โ ๐ 113 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0Your first mistake was flying with EasyJet... ๐
11.02.2026 09:11 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0