Rob

Don't worry, I've got plenty of red ones to balance it all out.

I. Love. Cats.

You know those road signs that tell you to slow down because there are children about? They'd be much more effective at telling me to slow down because "people on this street have cats".

Kids? Fuck'em. They should learn road safety.
Cats? Protect at all costs. Drive at walking pace.

Ordering an item online on a Thursday and specifically not paying for next-day delivery because I usually get things delivered to the office and knew I wouldn't be there on the Friday, only to wake up this morning to a "your parcel is out for delivery" email. Mildly irritating.

Yup, I've used it as my main current account for about 8 years now.

Your DMs don't exist, or I'd message you!

Light it up, put me on top, let’s fa-la-la-la-la…

I don't think I'd be able to do anything like that without meat.

I'm trying to bring my weight down to the high-60s again (I'm 5'4, so it's all relative).

More focused on the 30% target, but most guides suggest around 1.8 to 2g per kg of bodyweight; I weigh 72kg at the moment so I'm bang in the middle of that.

Ate “enough” protein yesterday for the first time in weeks without going over my calorie goal and only managed it by eating a seemingly inordinate quantity of chicken for dinner. If I start laying eggs…

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Socially, London is less a city and more a collection of towns. You socialise either those in your own town or those one over, but that’s all.

I feel the same when I have some minor ailment. I hate taking time off the gym.

It’s more that the Grindr ads don’t feel like they’d appeal to ANYONE using the app.

Grindr ads are bizarre. Games your 60 year old mother would play, crypto currency brokers, and Temu-esque shopping portals.

At least Instagram shows me things I'm interested in like clothes and food.

Mediocre post-gym selfie number 742.

Send them to meeeeee 👋🏼

Seeing a "the closer you get the slower I go" sticker on the back of a car doing 55 in the right-hand lane of the M3 with no lights on this morning really does just reinforce my belief that people who think they're regularly tailgated are actually just terrible drivers.

You'd never know it from these headlines that she lost all her claims on the actual substance of the case, claiming that trans people must be banned from bathrooms.

Is Tinder loading unusually slowly for everyone? Been this way since yesterday, typically started a few minutes after I paid for a month's subscription 🙄

You just died.

The sixth photo in your phone gallery is what killed you.

(There is a pattern here among cat lovers…)

We move in different circles x

okay, rude x

If you insist x

I'm proud of the body I'm working for, but I don't want people to think "gym wanker" and expect me to live on chicken breasts and lettuce.

(Also, I want to look good... but I don't want my "type" (chubby bears) thinking they'd not have a chance, y'know?!)

a woman in a tan jacket says i will sell this house today ALT: a woman in a tan jacket says i will sell this house today

One of my favourite movies!

oh you'll make me blush!

Four weeks of not trimming my moustache and… it barely looks any different 🤣

When it comes to dating profiles, do you prefer guys with just two or three photos, or the ones who use all 8-10 slots? Are shirtless photos are red flag? Do they give the wrong impression? Are selfies fine, or are group shots better?