Ghassane's Avatar

Ghassane

@ghassanejabri.bsky.social

If you don't pronounce my name right, you will die in 46 hours. he/him

60 Followers  |  455 Following  |  89 Posts  |  Joined: 05.07.2023  |  1.518

Latest posts by ghassanejabri.bsky.social on Bluesky

Movie cover of Dick Johnson Is Dead (2020) but the title is replaced with Dick Cheney Is Dead, and Dick Johnson's face is replaced with Dick Cheney's face.

Movie cover of Dick Johnson Is Dead (2020) but the title is replaced with Dick Cheney Is Dead, and Dick Johnson's face is replaced with Dick Cheney's face.

04.11.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm from indochina

24.09.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

NW:

24.09.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It has been said a million times, but WWE needs to die. Like, a painful death. Forever. No reboots, no revivals, nothing resembling WWE should be in business.

20.04.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do they have names?

28.03.2025 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Wow guys I think I am being recruited for DOGE

21.03.2025 09:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1069    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 1
11.03.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i like how much of the media around luigi lately has been "this guy fucks" but in an angry tone

04.03.2025 05:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1978    πŸ” 228    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 1

Manifesting Eddie Kingston's return by reminding all of you that he's the best wrestler in the world.

29.01.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so now that "woke" and cancel culture and all that is dead and buried... can we get the ELLEN SHOW back on tv now???

22.01.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4297    πŸ” 286    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 13

this is fascism

23.01.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it even funny bad?

20.01.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

this is one of the funniest images I have ever seen

15.01.2025 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3148    πŸ” 268    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 14

Shoutout to Randal Keith Orton for being the most underachieving 14-time world champion in history.

06.01.2025 09:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Take a lesson, filmmakers and other forms of media makers. See how much smoke there is from that fire. Use this video as a reference

25.12.2024 10:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The problem: Due to the nature of capital CEOs are the only population that when attacked gets treated as a serious problem meanwhile school shootings occur en masse.

The plan: we will make a mega corporation called KidCo LLC with 72 million Co-CEOs so these crimes are stopped

25.12.2024 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4086    πŸ” 811    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 10

we should all be finding solace in our lord and savior jesus christ

03.12.2024 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You don't follow me, and it's a shame
Follow me, or don't. Your finger, your choice.

02.12.2024 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

awful, awful people

02.12.2024 10:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Memoir of a Snail (2024) is a fantastic animated film for adults, and everyone would enjoy it if they were to give it a chance.

02.12.2024 08:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

29.11.2024 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail

Absolute comic timing perfection from Peter Sellers.

27.11.2024 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 136    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

why, yes. it'd be very cool.

27.11.2024 10:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm incredibly disappointed that I'll have to undergo the softest surgery of all time (oral)

24.11.2024 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that's the dream

23.11.2024 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's pretty gay

21.11.2024 10:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It also inspires me to never think of the concept of merit.

20.11.2024 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shoko Nakajima

20.11.2024 11:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Post image 04.07.2023 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, I wanna say "no" because no group DM's yet.

20.11.2024 10:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@ghassanejabri is following 20 prominent accounts