Alyx Prinx

A post from user bogleech reads : "Don't feel bad if you're sensitive to negative feedback because apparently after one particular bad review Hans Christian Andersen was found just sobbing while lying face down in the dirt" The reply from cousinnick reads: "YOU LEFT OUT THE BEST PART THOUGH! HE WAS CRYING FACE DOWN IN THE DIRT IN CHARLES DICKENS YARD"

Some days you are Dickens. Some days you are Anderson. I'm about to go cosplay Anderson in the floor of the shower

#writing #depression #Iammyownworstcritic #hanschristianandersen #charlesdickens #dicskin #whatdidIsay #ohboyitsureisrainingharddownhere

The kombucha girl meme: two frames, one disgusted woman, one intrigued(it's the same woman). Above the disgusted head : Civil War Above the intrigued: Class War

#classwar #thereisnowarinbasingsae #meme

Gonzo is my favorite.
My Muppet HMO is Phil van Neuter and Mulch DT.

C'est la vie on the Muppets Tonight.

@schumer.senate.gov

resign

Or, OR... to subsidize chicken feed. Free protein is free protein

I have 2 "superpowers". 1 is Serendipity, alignment of very specific things (visual or auditory) per the mood, that I had no influence over. The 2nd is finding an edible, fresh pecan in random, stupid places. Once at the beach.

#stupid #wtf #superpowers #powers #Serendipity #why

A gravel road trails off onto the right side of the image, a field on the left. A stunning sunset paints the sky. The top text reads: Remember civil has multiple definitions." The bottom text reads "The war they want is a class one, and we will not be civil."

1. Sufficiently observing or befitting accepted social usages; polite: synonym: polite.

2. relating to, or befitting a citizen or citizens

Brendan Fraser and Sandra Oh as Superman and Lois Lane in the 90s is the timeline we needed and wanted.

Can you imagine how many more bisexuality people we would have had?

A re-tweet from Pierre Savage Hunter aka PrettyboiiDB_9 that reads: "My biggest fear is a killer saying some funny shut while I'm playing dead." Originally posted at 12:48, 14 Dec 18

My biggest fear is my killer saying something I could make funnier commentary about while I'm playing dead

Hmmm.. I think that's generous. Maybe 8 year old.

How bout worm for brains gets off the horse and goes camping himself?

A puppet/muppet in a red basket ball jersey, black and red basket ball shorts, and white athletic shoes is dunking a basketball. He resembles the Jordan logo

Anyon else think Beeker is EDs coded?
*Constantly injures, mostly stretching
*The doctor doesn't believe him/help him
*Never the same after each one
*Couldn't talk to anyone about it
* Constantly on edge about it

#EDs #Beeker #MeepMeep

🎶 The best part of waking up 🎶
*CRUNCHING PILLS*
🎶 IS GOING BACK TO SLEEEP 🎶

I have heard a Muskrat has bought much propaganda commercials for airing during the Superb Owls arrival. Do everyone a favor and do not watch the avian's arrival.

#superbowl #Muskrat #boycott #saveUSAID #USAID #propaganda

So destroying foreign nations is where you draw the line, but allowing your cohort unchecked power and destruction by "missing the vote" is fine?

Sir, our nation is in crisis. You've pledged loyalty to a man proving the enemy of the state and shrug as if you have no blood on your hands. You represent reprehensiblity, not the people.

Write the UN today. Not, "if you have time.", not "please take a minute".

Write damn you.

www.un.org/en/contact-u...

#help #un #unitednations #elonisawarcriminal #sos #Write #myfellowamericans #deathofdemocracy #wwIII

Just deleted my 21 year old Facebook. Woohoo

Insert whatever letters you want. FAA, TSA, etc. Trump cut funding. A man was over stretched trying to run two jobs. Trump immediately blamed DEI,the Military, and Biden. Anyone but him right, right?

#infallible #currentevents #crash #whotoblame #smokinggun

#meme #stilljanuary #January #sodamnedtired

How exactly are we supposed to read that heartfelt gesture when Elon Müller *checks notes* spoke to actual Nazis the next day and this happened?

#currentevents #worldonfire #politics #punchablenazis #notsee

One Sheep, Two Sheep,
Wears a hood sheep.
And if I die before I wake?
My soul was never theirs to take.

#poetry #insomnia #punchanazi
#kkcouldyounot #rhyme #original

Can we stop blaming Elon Müller's enthusiastic show of fascism on Austism? Because I have never once felt the urge to Sieg Heil or destroy a nation in the name of white Christian nationalism. I don't think that's an autism symptom.

One must remember: You do not have to obey. Even the military he commands as Commander in Chief do not have to obey an unconstitutional command. You, as a private citizen, do not have to obey a flawed, terrible, horrible dictator of a man, if he could even be called that.

I hate it here

#stolen #grifter #stolenelection #screaming #ifeellikeimtakingcrazypills #heliterallyadmitsit #wtf #trump
#trumpssucks #butitwasa"conspiracy
#elon #elonpaidtobeking #oligarchy #election2024
#muskrat

Stop these stupid "Thank Trump" headlines. He's the whole reason it was banned.
#trumpbannedtiktok #whyareyouclapping #kingtrump #stopbowing

Between our Blueskies and little Red Note Books, we are hoping for a purple future. Or at least a bright one.