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photo of a mug printed with the text "Apollonian in the streets. Dionysian in the sheets."

Got the perfect Valentine's Day gift!

in soviet russia,

Harley and Ivy hanging in a tree, n-a-p-p-i-n-g.

Nap time 🌱😴❤️

I loved all of these! I was so hoping there’d be more.

Cover art featuring Moon Knight/Venom, Kitty Pryde, Scarlet Witch, Loki and America Chavez in the foreground, with Victor von Doom superimposed in the background. Title text: "What If...The Multiverse was Doomed?" An Avengers of the Multiverse Story

America Chavez must gather a team of heroes to make their final stand against Doctor Doom and save Franklin Richards. So many worlds, so little time. Infinite possibilities, creating infinite realities. Long have we watched Doctor Doom claw after power, dominion, and godhood. But what if there was a higher calling just out of his reach? What if he would tame the entire cosmos to claim it? What if… a Watcher saved the Multiverse? Victor von Doom was never one to simply accept his fate. He swept his way across the vast labyrinth of the Multiverse, altering the course of universe after universe. But their sacrifice was one he was willing to make. Every new world granted him the means to conquer his destiny and embrace something bigger than himself, a fate beyond the confines of his own reality. And at long last he has the final piece he needs to uncover the whereabouts of the person this was all for: a boy named Franklin. America Chavez and Kitty Pryde are battered and broken. Thrown together by the wreckage of a shattered universe, they realize that even with the Phoenix Force barely contained within Kitty, they need a team. A team who has as much skin in the game as they do. So America must gather the nexus beings that survived Doom—Loki, the Scarlet Witch, and Venom-Moon Knight—to make one last stand. Love is an immutable constant in all of reality. But it also is the catalyst for the greatest change. Taking up arms as Avengers of the Multiverse, the group must give up their comfort and security to find Franklin Richards before Doom. Can they save all of reality, or must they avenge everyone they’ve ever loved?

We OFFICIAL! Cover reveal for my latest: What If... The Multiverse Was Doomed? Holding this one in so long it felt like I dreamed it. We're live August, 4 2026.

Ya boy wrote a MARVEL 🔥🔥🔥

elodieunderglass I can confirm that most birds have a detectable amount of wiring behind the eyes - blinking lights and buttons and sliders and frizzy things that spark and chirp and beep. They also have a lot of soul that can communicate with ours because the programming is fairly compatible. Vultures are clever and curious, swans are clear and lawful, chickens have a lot of personality, caged parrots are dissociated and disinherited and frankly worrying, falconry-trained birds of prey are tremendously businesslike. And owls are absolutely lovely beasts with their own irreplaceable validity. but they are basically stuffed with polyester fiberfill. They have one button, like a child’s toy dinosaur that opens and closes its mouth when you press the back of its head. And it isn’t even a sophisticated electronic button it’s just a lever that rocks back and forth to make the claws open and close. I think they may have actually evolved independently from sponges. Their skulls simply exist to create holes that funnel sound and light, and as a place to hang a giant hinged beak. An owl is just an empty tube like a windchime that the wind whistles through, and you can drop meat down it. They use the meat to generate feathers, and then emit the bones in pressed little packages like those machines that flatten a penny and stamp it with the logo of a theme park. I think that’s the gist of it - most birds are electronics of varying levels of sophistication, but owls are just a system of levers and pulleys. No elevator music in those skulls, just the wind echoing through empty caverns of slightly irritating design. Absolutely fantastic.

finally found this tumblr post expounding on how stupid owls are piraticoctopus.tumblr.com/post/6741867...

YouTube video by Olive Lancer Tactics Debut Trailer

Two Lancer Tactics news items:
1. We have a debut trailer! Critics (disclosure: me) are saying it's the best game trailer to ever be made??
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GywP...

The Good News: "Mega Man X2" speedrunners finally found an RTA-viable way to clip into the room under Magna Centipede's stage.

The Bad News: The only required stage boss on the new any% route is Crystal Snail.

Sometimes it feels like the universe goes "hey, you know what would be REALLY funny?"

Chaos in the Old World.

Lancer Tactics on Steam Create your pilot, craft your mech, then join the revolution. The iconic Lancer TTRPG has arrived, re-imagined as a mech-based tactics simulation. Put your synergies to the test in Instant Action, tac...

The steam page for Lancer Tactics is now up!

Throw us on your wishlist!

#lancerrpg #mech #mecha

Ulfar, Marazhai, Argenta, and Heinrix all in the "murder is okay" square of that meme

warhammer 40,000: rogue trader (2023)

“Please enjoy the museum”:

Relooted is OUT NOW!

Please share!

The front cover of Trench Crusade

The inner cover showing a highly detailed in-universe version of WWI era Europe.

A spread dedicated to the Court of the Seven-Headed Serpent. On the left page is three columns of text and in the left is a nun made of gross flesh

A two page spread showing closeups of painted minis from the game. It's labeled Alessandro Sturmgaard Lo Staniero, and Dark Ages Workshop

Just received my Trench Crusade rulebook.

Folks.

It is legitimately one of the most beautiful books I have ever seen outside of museum pieces.

Every other page is a beautifully printed illustration, and there's a section dedicated to painted minis with full artist credits.

It's incredible.

jenna maroney

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

I will add that this whole series is a dark, brutal delight and Stephen's take on "magical Los Angeles" is absolutely fantastic. You can help him out by picking up the first book or two (or three or four) and you absolutely won't regret it.

Copies of Blades in the Dark, Girl by Moonlight, Band of Blades, and Scum and Villainy. Caption: Save 20%

Blades '68 launches today! As a companion to the campaign, we're offering 20% off all of our core Forged in the Dark games.
A universe of adventure awaits.
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..........goddamn it

baseball is turn-based with a parry system

I cant get over this part from yesterday Benito show lol i mean the whole show was just 🤌 🇵🇷 #ladygaga #badbunny #pinup #pinupart

Comic. [2x2 chart. Top left quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of dinosaurs stegosaurus, triceratops, tyrannosaurus, velociraptor, and long-neck dinosaur. Top right quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of mosasaur, quetzalcoatlus, dimetrodon, plesiosaur, and pteranodon. Bottom left quadrant: don’t seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of penguin, egret, ostrich, pigeon, falcon. Bottom right: don’t seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of squirrel, stapler, plant, person, and bicycle.]

Dinosaurs And Non-Dinosaurs

xkcd.com/3204/

Is that how you remember it?

Annihilation (2018)

A picture of a black dress with a purple belt, labeled "Half-Mourning Dress, 1910-1912"

A comment by Yamino: "What’s a “half-mourning” dress?  Mourning in the front, party in the back?" A comment by IAmIngrid: "Half-Mourning was the third stage of mourning for a widow. She would be expected to mourn her husband for at least two years, the stages being Full Mourning, Second Mourning and Half-Mourning. The different stages regulated what they would be wearing, with Full Mourning being all black and with no ornamentation, including the wodow’s veil, and the stages after that introducing some jewellery and modest ornamentation. When in Half-Mourning you would gradually include fabrics in other colors and sort of ease your way out of mourning. "

A comment from Yamino: "That’s very informative, but I’m going to stick with my original head canon:" A drawing of a crying Victorian woman in the dress. She says, "Oh my dear Edward, nothing will mend this broken heart of mine" followed by a second image of her from the back, revealing that the back of the dress completely exposes her bareback in a very sexy manner. Her dialogue continues, "...except perhaps your attractive younger brother"

Every once in a while, I'm reminded of this absolute Banger of a viral tumblr post I accidentally created back in 2012

The Smith-Shimano Corpro Black Witch, oh yeah one more time, a new style of rendering, trying my best to acheive the 1997 lost media ps1 game played on my crtv at 3 AM feel, what you think? looking for some feedback wiith this one so i can make my new models just like this
#lancer #lowpoly #mecha

An incredibly pixelated meme that we are also not obligated to have the skills to improve. The meme reads: 'That metric won't stop me, because I can't count!'

Some would say that we're just celebrating natural variance based on a 4-week rolling average that saw their activity metrics decline slightly while ours held stable, but we're historians and therefore not obliged to be numerate.

discovered some life-changing ttrpg tech during friday’s session: after taking a mid session break, before getting back into the scene, do a sports style locker room interview with each player (in character). it’s 1) funny 2) focusing 3) immediately and personally characterizing

commission

The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante