Dothan Orlinx

Juno is a clam dunk champion 🏀

Portland has elevated protesting to an art form.

Almost 50 here and I really am not feeling like calming down in any way. Except that my body is starting to complain but also shut up, body, do as you're told.

I feel this one

Remember what we were doing before-hand?

Me neither

Same

Who has ever thought, "I wish I could see a virgin star in a movie someday"?

It's been a month in my new job. A month as a pure people manager. I'm finally starting to feel human again, I think.

Absolutely

Perfect start to the day

Fucking. Terrifying. 😳

Real talk

This for all time

YouTube video by New York Daily News Sen. Eric Adams: Combating Gun Violence

In honor of Eric Adams dropping out, I'm now resharing my all-time favorite bit of Eric Adams content

for years, this thing was like my video from The Ring, where I had to get other people to watch it in order for me to stay alive

enjoy

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk2W...

A photo of someone outside the Portland ICE facility wearing a duck costume holding a sign that reads “Portland will outlive him”

Duck you, Trump.

It'll be worth it

Happy birthday to you

I hope it's not too onerous

This is fucked

This is exactly what is sexy about older women.

The important thing to bring is you

Also podcast ads. They are just murder after murder in different scenarios. So much murder.

It's so relaxing to have a job now and not have to be on linkedin every day.

Nice

Yep, this is exactly what they want to happen.

I mean, I know he's an idiot. I know he does the stupidest things. I don't know how he keeps surprising me.

Is this real?

White supremacists are bad at sex. This is just a fact. You can't be so afraid of sharing power with others and also fuck well. Those things are incompatible.

I don't really want to read this article because the reality is bound to be stupider than what I can imagine.

They really have us