@banahna.bsky.social
she/her sex and the city (but chicago)
AHHHHH WHO ARE YOU
30.08.2025 17:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0about to be farting at the function with my girls
27.07.2025 00:54 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0why men
15.07.2025 03:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think that people I hate should keep their successes to themselves
21.06.2025 02:04 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I swear my body knows when I go into an in person meeting and turns on the fart machine
25.06.2025 17:08 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I love a remorseful trumpet
03.07.2025 05:46 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0trying to cuff at the beginning of hot gay summer is crazy
10.07.2025 00:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0just watched pulp fiction… da fuq?
10.07.2025 00:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0diet pepsi tastes like the sugar syrup that goes on shaved ice (derogatory)
17.06.2025 17:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my nightcap is facebook marketplace
08.06.2025 05:26 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0w roses so it stings too
08.06.2025 05:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you’ve heard of a shower beer. get ready for shower crab rangoon.
19.05.2025 02:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0always needing to rest my weary bones😔
16.05.2025 01:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do Not Fuck With Me Or My Friends If You Are Not Pure Of Heart 🤺
05.05.2025 15:15 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0y’all fuck with wenches? 🤔
03.05.2025 19:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0breaking news: woman smokes weed and realizes she basically has bones in her mouth
25.04.2025 01:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sean paul please leave me alone.
13.04.2025 20:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it’s actually so crazy to meet a homophobic person who’s had more gay sex than i have
23.03.2025 05:13 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0new display name courtesy of @flatfuckingrat.bsky.social
22.03.2025 20:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this is so cute too!! the green is the perfect tone
19.03.2025 15:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0oatmeal ick 🤝 egg ick
19.03.2025 15:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0lapping at my london fog like a cat
18.03.2025 15:56 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I will pay someone to remove my uterus 🥰
17.03.2025 17:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0can’t sleep. time to pull out all the stops and listen to a jason stephenson meditation on spotify
04.03.2025 09:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if flirting with my friends is a crime, I need to be put away for life because I am a repeat offender
27.02.2025 01:37 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0saf about the man that just walked by: “I love a BIG, BROODING man. If he looks like a sad eagle……”
23.02.2025 17:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0guys… last night was GENUINELY a movie hehehe
23.02.2025 17:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the closest thing adults have to homework is expense reports
21.02.2025 05:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0funny for people to act like it’s a choice when they poop….
19.02.2025 20:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0GOD LIKED THIS BUT DIDNT GIVE YOU AN ANSWER???
17.02.2025 02:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
