cowstian dior (her cream)

from the article "Airplanes (song)"

She has a suggestion.

One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.

going back through an argument in the shower but instead of having good rebuttals they kinda suck

women will go to a hangout with a guy and things will be going well until the girl casually mentions she finished this book and he'll go home and start posting stuff like "Our future is ruined because of wokeness and women with fake degrees" meanwhile the girl went home to play video games with a bunch of weird discord transsexuals and she named her character "beegirl" and she keeps saying stuff like "i'm beegirl" and the discord transsexuals ask what kind of bee and she talks about carpenter bees for 10 minutes and everyone loves it and learns a lot

really is incredible how often "men are having a problem, let's fix it using someone else's entire life" comes up. does the institute for family studies understand that children are whole complete human beings whose existence cannot be used as a coping mechanism for their fathers' anxieties? (no)

respectable heavy splatling main

i wasn't sure whether i wanted her to include the sliver of my face but now i'm glad she did ☺️

oh my god help us, we sat down in the car to go home but my bubu pulled out a gun and told maria “drive” 😳

Isa, or Isalelu if you wanna be formal.

Kakapo druid. Really good at manipulating plant life.

Is more plant than bird.

Doesn't need soil to grow all sorts of veggies and fruits.

Everybody's aunt.

Has a New Zealand accent.

Silvio from the sopranos doing the intj stare

Silvio INTJ stare

lazoozoo! (changed my sweater)

ahem. if you haven’t started watching PLURIBUS. you should

soggy is so sad and pitiful 😭

if you haven’t started watching

90 the first 10 the othet

like 50-60% of them in every bag are limp and undercooked

Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?

Mamdani: I've spoken about --

Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?

We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

when it comes to reheating pizza, in terms of like. effort to taste ratio, you simply can’t beat the air fryer

It's extremely bad for left politics that we are apparently incapable of doing the internal hygiene required to keep these vicious bullies from claiming the mantle of "leftism"

not saying this to let anyone off the hook for harassment: this isnt a problem unique to any part of the political spectrum. groypers dox other republicans over on X and plenty of libs, centrists, etc engage in dogpiling, crybullying, etc. you can't internally discipline the people in your phone

sometimes i’ll hear someone talk about how much they like five guys fries and i’ll remember that’s a real opinion people have

that'll happen! something comforting about it. like i know i can just think the words in my head but it's not the same

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welch’s reduced sugar fruit snacks

i think it’s a sign of me being old that i prefer the reduced sugar version of these

one must imagine sisyphus taking it easy on himself and drinking plenty of water

rough when there’s so many dishes to wash you gotta pace yourself and take breaks

filing your nails is a scam concocted by big nail file. it only ever fucks them up

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