Bathroom thought of the day: the truths closet to you are always the hardest to see. But change you the most when you do.

I wanna shirt that says “will twerk for seeds”

Facts; if you a simp, be a simp. Don’t hide shitty intentions behind nice words

Make it squeak like a Pixar lamp

Nice! Looking good

Can I please get a date, some great conversation and a side of melting at your smile please? 😆 also a nice strawberry short cake for dessert would be a great send off 🍰

Facts! 🩵

I’ll fight anyone who says European sinks are better then American

Or wash there hands when leaving the bathroom 🤢🤮🤢

How dare these random EDM guys not talk shit when I ask them to talk shit 🤬

Sooooo good! Love the color

Capybara; the horse of guinea pigs

Being human and interacting is hard. Where is the guide book?

I wonder, do you think of me with a smile? Or am I only alive in your mind when I’m in front of you.

Ya I’m OP, Operrated by possums

I never knew what captain crunch twerking looked like and now I do….. I wish I could go back