all babies are crust punks

but they're my emotional support irish vigilante brothers!!!

like do you have any idea how much unnecessary time i spend in the fuel shed trying to attack my brain with fumes? I am trying so hard.

i hate when i talk about being a dumbshit and people are like "nooo you're so smart"
stop misgendering me bozo

i was watching crows fight the other day and it occurred to me that they'd love to have hands and arms. I'd love to leave out tiny little brass knuckles for them. love to see them with a little dental floss garrote taking out a large rat.

i think they have the exact taste and texture of an alaska king crab

i literally wore eye makeup for the first time. i bet our aura walking into the place fucked everybody up

HOW FUCKIN HUGE WAS THE LESBIAN THIS CAME FROM

there's genuinely good analysis in this pisspost

I bet Pilate had no idea what a big deal that whole situation would turn out to be

I'd like to think there's a satan for every species. and like you could get favors from the chicken satan if you work at a poultry farm

1. disco elysium
2. lisa the painful
3. metal gear solid 3
4. inscryption
5. new vegas
6. baldur's gate 3
7. majora's mask
8. morrowind
9. night in the woods
10. crusader kings 2

im a punching bag. not in the sad way, but in the 'tool you can use to become stronger as a human' way

i don't think i could administer MAID to spiderman. just think about his enemies, dude. green goblin would be pissed if I took that from him.

it's called adderall

@rivrae.bsky.social let's fuckin do it

if nobody makes this in 3 years I'm gonna do something crazy

we could get a sasquatch to show itself if we decide that the first one that comes forward will be king of america

you had a road longterm polycule

if robert pattinson hunted me in the woods with a bow I'd be okay with it

i think if i married sebulba he'd treat me right

throwback to when captain kirk ripped his top surgery scars at the twinks vs dolls olympics

link me link me link me

i think I'd make an exception to my veganism in the case of revenge. like if a chimp had wronged me

I've been thinking about this for years

that dogs would lay eggs

if i caught a genie my second wish would be ultimate chess knowledge and then I'd change my name to magnets carlsen

ya bill skarsgard plays a dump crow and eats so many cigarette butts

people who don't like The Crow (2024) haven't come to terms with being embarrassing as a teenager and it shows