Greg

Can’t wait for this!

Text "Coming soon" over a shadow silhouette of a bird and window against a deep red, vintage-feeling wallpaper

Your next horror anthology audio fiction series is right around the corner... #horror #podcast #audiofiction

it's kind of wild that tottenham hotspur threw a bigger parade than the us military

a rooster standing in front of the door to a KFC restaurant, it looks pissed

i’m here you fuckaas bitch

A photograph of the corner of a room. Someone has painted an image of Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs on the ceiling, with a wicker basket dangling from a rope

It puts the Bichon in the basket or the window treatments get returned again

Casts of Apollo astronaut hands for spacesuit glove construction (1968).

Casts of Apollo astronaut hands for spacesuit glove construction (1968).

If this person sat next to you on a bus or train and started ranting about Bruce Springsteen in this way, you would get up and move to a different seat.

In the United States, we have him the nuclear codes.

when white smoke comes out of the manholes that means the ninja turtles have selected a new master splinter

SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

In memory of Dickey Betts on the first anniversary of his passing
📷 April 18, 1970 Florida Presbyterian College in St. Petersburg, FL
Long live the Allman Brothers Band!
Thanks to Sky🐶

Behind every great man is a great woman. Behind every great woman is that same man back to back. Around them is a pack of wolves. The woman grips a knife, the first wolf attacks

The legacy media was quick to defend Fox in 2009 when it thought Obama was being mean.

Today with the AP? Crickets.

The difference is that media orgs knew they had nothing to fear from Obama, so protesting was free.

Making a stink over the AP today might actually cost them something.

Report: Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine WASHINGTON—Contradicting the long-held belief that they would just go off and destroy anyone who tried to mess with them, a Department of Health and Human Services report published Thursday revealed that U.S. males would be on average 4,000 percent less effective in a fight than they imagine. “Despite the typical American male’s conviction that he would viciously beat down anyone who came at him and end the whole thing with one punch, we found that in the event of an actual violent altercation, most adult men would almost certainly injure themselves far worse than any assailant,” read the 80-page report, which went on to confirm that nearly all American males would be unable to execute a single maneuver they envision themselves capable of performing, be it an uppercut, a roundhouse, or grabbing an opponent by the back of the neck and smashing his face down into the bar. “Predictions of being amped up on massive adrenaline rushes or having multiple friends jump in to back them up are similarly unfounded, with over 75 percent of confrontations instead projected to end with panicked apologies or pleas to be let out of a headlock.” The report stated, however, that the majority of men correctly estimate that such fights would last a total of six seconds.

Report: Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine
theonion.com/report-...

THE STAND has now played in the picture house THE BLOB built.

A very beardy Jason Kelce in a brown tweed and houndstooth (?) suit

he looks like the two banshees of inisherin guys combined

The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.

True.

(GIANT KAIJU EMERGES IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN) ugh can we not? sorta got a lot going on rn

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Happy Black History Month, and yeah, we're still doing that.

of #Nosferatu

If n*zis are excited about you you’re doing it all wrong.

"Forty-two years ago, for reasons beyond my comprehension, David Lynch plucked me out of obscurity to star in his first and last big budget movie. He clearly saw something in me that even I didn’t recognize. I owe my entire career, and life really, to his vision. What I saw in him was an enigmatic and intuitive man with a creative ocean bursting forth inside of him. He was in touch with something the rest of us wish we could get to. Our friendship blossomed on Blue Velvet and then Twin Peaks and I always found him to be the most authentically alive person I’d ever met. David was in tune with the universe and his own imagination on a level that seemed to be the best version of human. He was not interested in answers because he understood that questions are the drive that make us who we are. They are our breath. While the world has lost a remarkable artist, I’ve lost a dear friend who imagined a future for me and allowed me to travel in worlds I could never have conceived on my own. I can see him now, standing up to greet me in his backyard, with a warm smile and big hug and that Great Plains honk of a voice. We’d talk coffee, the joy of the unexpected, the beauty of the world, and laugh. His love for me and mine for him came out of the cosmic fate of two people who saw the best things about themselves in each other. I will miss him more than the limits of my language can tell and my heart can bear. My world is that much fuller because I knew him and that much emptier now that he’s gone. David, I remain forever changed, and forever your Kale. Thank you for everything."

was mostly keeping it together until I read Kyle MacLachlan's tribute to David Lynch

Kids watching Encanto: I wish I had magical powers.

Me watching Encanto: I wish I had a house that would clean itself.

Starting a side hustle livestreaming uneventful subway rides for concerned relatives poisoned by Fox News and the NY Post

Now we begin the darkest and most boring week of the year

Kinda fucked up that Winnie the Pooh entered the public domain and all that was done was a couple bad horror movies, I want him doing guest verses in songs like Pusha T

Can I just say, making fun of New Jersey was only ever a thing because the New Yorkers who wrote TV shows in the 90s only knew about three states.

New Jersey is great.

We wanted to know what’s going on with those drones in New Jersey. So we talked to three unvaccinated incels at a P.F. Chang’s in Hackensack

Downloaded a Santa with a green screened computer so I can make it look like he's judging bad takes