Family Has Strict No Smartphone Rule While Eating Dinner In Front Of TV
Family Has Strict No Smartphone Rule While Eating Dinner In Front Of TV
https://theonion.com/family-has-strict-no-smartphone-rule-while-eating-dinne-1819577215/
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Hey Pam Bondi. This is John Mitchell. Gird your loins because you actually work for the people and not the president and you will eventually find out what that means.
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Here we go againโฆ.
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This is me at 15. Iโm a child.
Iโm a CHILD.
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Many feel betrayal and frustration, and the feelings are hot right now.
I get it. I have my own feelings.
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Orangeman is talking about sending every money and letting them pay their own catastrophic medical bills. Let me get this straight, I take my $200 or, whatever, and start a "go fund me" in the hope others will send me their $200. The idiot doesn't even understand how insurance works.
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Bold strategy there, Chuck, we'll see if it pays off.
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It's for your protection I was told. Ha ha ha!
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Truth.
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Calling it a night
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Mar-A-Lago face.
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Well, that certainly cleared that up.
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Rudy press conference at 4 seasons total landscaping
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Let the word go out across the land that the truth has been spoken.
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I'm REALLY SICK AND TIRED of hearing about Charlie Kirk, and people trying to memorialize him as some sort of HERO!
Let him,
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@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Mama, Can you help get this some eyes on it. ๐
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I've seen several posts pointing out how wrong this is about who depends upon food stamps but like, let's not get ahead of ourselves. This is just gutter racism with the thinnest layer of deniability attached.
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Point
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It's not about what this country can or canโt afford. Itโs about priorities. [Cartoon by Jesse Duquette]
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