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@elusiveillusion.bsky.social

EIC covering the tech space. #womenswrestling advocate. Writer. Fettuccine Alfredo. Mother of Geese. πŸ¦† "You're a Dragon, be a Dragon" πŸ‰

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Remember when I said NYC Mayor is one of the most powerful executive offices in the country? Honestly a lot of it is this kind of stuff. In many jurisdictions "I'm gonna hire 1000 people for a couple days for $30/hr" would require months hearings and council votes to actually do.

23.02.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 651    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1

these people treat being called racist like it is a slur, and treat slurs like they're mere differences of opinion

23.02.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6428    πŸ” 1415    πŸ’¬ 92    πŸ“Œ 21

It took US men's hockey 26 events before they got 3 gold medals. It only took 8 events for women's hockey.

The women's team beat the men's team in 2026 tournament stats.

So I don't know maybe instead of laughing at the women's team you should take a look at the stats, clowns.

23.02.2026 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fix Your Hearts or Die It's a invitation, not a threat. The path to liberation for lonely men is feminism.

"A man free of patriarchy is a man who has found not only every woman's humanity, but one who has at last discovered his own. The actual path to liberation for lonely men is feminismβ€”because pursuing an identity based on dominating others is self-isolating."
www.the-reframe.com/fix-your-hea...

23.02.2026 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1109    πŸ” 356    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 15
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greb town weekly news

23.02.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

These thieves keep stealing blueprints from my theft empire!

23.02.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1568    πŸ” 250    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 4
Oil painting of three pear shaped gourds.  One is medium grayish teal with vertical ridges.  A second is a very pale teal with warts.  A third is dark green and smooth.  The gourds sit on an orange plaid surface and are surrounded by brilliant green leaves.

Oil painting of three pear shaped gourds. One is medium grayish teal with vertical ridges. A second is a very pale teal with warts. A third is dark green and smooth. The gourds sit on an orange plaid surface and are surrounded by brilliant green leaves.

Glow on, folks, and make some magick no matter what the calendar says! #magickmonday

23.02.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the confidence of men who have contributed absolutely nothing to society in passing judgment about the intelligence of entire groups of people will never stop amazing me. bsky.app/profile/jess...

23.02.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1520    πŸ” 272    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 6
Developing news update from Rob Copeland, timestamped 7 minutes ago, that reads, β€œJamie Dimon, the chief executive of JPMorgan Chase, has been an outspoken proponent of in-office work, and that apparently applies to a blizzard, too. The nation’s largest bank is sticking with plans to host an in-person event for investors at its midtown Manhattan headquarters this afternoon, a spokesman said. Dimon is slated to be there in person.”

Developing news update from Rob Copeland, timestamped 7 minutes ago, that reads, β€œJamie Dimon, the chief executive of JPMorgan Chase, has been an outspoken proponent of in-office work, and that apparently applies to a blizzard, too. The nation’s largest bank is sticking with plans to host an in-person event for investors at its midtown Manhattan headquarters this afternoon, a spokesman said. Dimon is slated to be there in person.”

If the past several years haven’t made clear that management’s insistence on in-person work was about exerting control at the expense of worker safety…

this billionaire making people come in during a blizzard should clear up lingering questions.

23.02.2026 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 202    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 11

This was literally a Parks and Rec episode

23.02.2026 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

genuinely so fucking funny kash patel was partying at the olympics almost simultaneously as trump was nearly assassinated by one of his own supporters again

23.02.2026 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4053    πŸ” 504    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 22
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Double Champ Willow means I’ll fight twice as much, but I’ll hit twice as hard and I’ll still smile twice as big

23.02.2026 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 569    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 13
A chicken walking on the beach the caption is:

If you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day

A chicken walking on the beach the caption is: If you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day

Congratulations everyone

23.02.2026 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 12977    πŸ” 4564    πŸ’¬ 92    πŸ“Œ 104

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23.02.2026 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘€ why is it always the bizarre, stank looking motherfuckers

23.02.2026 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Beagle-to-snow ratio check

23.02.2026 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4044    πŸ” 310    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 20

No other word has done more damage to the craft of writing in recent years than β€œcontent”. Even if you’re using the word β€œcontent” ironically, or as a cute little joke, don’t. When someone calls writing β€œcontent” they’re pissing on someone’s hard work & passion. β€œContent” is Technosatan’s henchword.

23.02.2026 09:21 β€” πŸ‘ 789    πŸ” 234    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 39

content is to writing as consumption is to reading and watching.

23.02.2026 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 174    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
Drawing of a chubby seal with the caption; "As free as the sea"

Drawing of a chubby seal with the caption; "As free as the sea"

Seal

23.02.2026 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1649    πŸ” 394    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2
Kash Patel arms raised beer in hand celebrating madly over a victory he had bugger all to do with

Kash Patel arms raised beer in hand celebrating madly over a victory he had bugger all to do with

them: we regret to inform you we can't do that meeting at 5 am so sorry for the inconvenience

me:

23.02.2026 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 201    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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a black and white photo of a snowy road at night Alt: a gif of a heavy snow storm.

Waking up in NJ: ....OH πŸ‘€

23.02.2026 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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White Headed Woodpecker, Klamath Falls, Oregon, USA.
#birds #whiteheadedwoodpecker #birdphotography #klamathfalls #klamathcounty

23.02.2026 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People in my town often bemoan the lack of civic engagement, and every single time it comes up, I note the death of our local paper. People can't be engaged in local governance or elections if they don't know what's happening!

22.02.2026 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat with green eyes, laying in a loaf position and looking at the camera. His legs are tucked under his body and are not visible. He lays on top of a plush of Snorlax from Pokemon.

Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat with green eyes, laying in a loaf position and looking at the camera. His legs are tucked under his body and are not visible. He lays on top of a plush of Snorlax from Pokemon.

snorlax stole fishtopher's legs

22.02.2026 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1899    πŸ” 156    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 4
Photo of a beautiful white horse standing on snowy ground. He is surrounded above and on the sides by trees that are heavily laden with fluffy white snow.

Photo of a beautiful white horse standing on snowy ground. He is surrounded above and on the sides by trees that are heavily laden with fluffy white snow.

Casper in our magical winter wonderland here!

22.02.2026 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 505    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3
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two otters one is showing off her baby and the other is showing off a pipe with a headline that says that

two otters one is showing off her baby and the other is showing off a pipe with a headline that says that

being at the age where everyone you know is having children

22.02.2026 06:21 β€” πŸ‘ 7581    πŸ” 2275    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 125
My cat looking suspiciously over her shoulder

My cat looking suspiciously over her shoulder

Demons?

22.02.2026 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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When the big breaking news finally comes, before they even have the chance to lower the flags to half-mast, the entire world will be like...

22.02.2026 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3878    πŸ” 412    πŸ’¬ 97    πŸ“Œ 29
painting of a happy capybara looking at a baby in a crib, and in the window there is an alien looking happy too

painting of a happy capybara looking at a baby in a crib, and in the window there is an alien looking happy too

capybara mother

22.02.2026 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 280    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

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