magus

I keep (through either direct or indirect action) making boys get library cards. This is MY gay agenda.

A Borzoi dog, looking forlorn, sits next to a dresser as their owner mimics them using a sock puppet adorned with googly eyes.

“I know you think you’re being funny, but honestly Dave, it’s just hurtful.”

Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

There’s a story that Henry Rollins tells about a guy in Los Angeles who’d go around and pick up stray dogs. He take a dog and put it in a barrel of water until it nearly drowned. Then he’d pull the dog out and it would think he’d rescued it.

I love pigeons.
Especially because they walk like this.

They banned abortion & TikTok before assault weapons…

THEY BANNED ABORTION & TIKTOK BEFORE ASSAULT WEAPONS.

I get no thanks or recognition for Not Being Worse. I could be worse and yet I choose not to be. But if this continues perhaps I'll be forced to reconsider...

millennials: [two weeks later] hey why are there no more new reels on my Instagram feed?

Illustration by @artbymoga An angry blue bald man says Mermaids can't be fat Below, a white woman wirh shoulder length red hair wearing an orange shirt and grey pants points to a walrus, a manatee, and several various sea lions/seals, in refutation of his theory.

Friendly reminder that if you buy a book on Kindle, you're only paying for the rights to read, not own. If a book truly gets banned, it will be taken away from digital platforms like Kindle, nook, etc. Consider getting physical copies of banned (or other) books!

READ BANNED BOOKS

#booksky

Two seagulls walking. One’s beak is stuck through a slice of bread.

"What happened?"
"I’m stuck. It's so embarrassing."
“I guess things went... a-rye?”
“Please do shut up.”
"You should get out of the sun."
"Why?"
"Otherwise, you'll be toast."
"You're an asshole, Charlie."
“You’re right, you deserve butter.”

I used to love reading dystopian fiction in high school.

Reaaaaally not enjoying living through dystopian reality as an adult.

Dear algorithm please connect me with others interested in:

✨Witchcraft
✨Herbs
✨Tarot
✨Spells
✨Magick
✨Crystals
✨Astrology
✨The moon
✨The elements
✨Paganism
✨Introverts
✨Self-care
✨Nature/forests
✨History
✨Animals
✨Occult
✨Neurodivergent
✨Chronic Illness
✨Books

At least we don’t have to say unalive anymore

“Bluesky is an echo chamber”

Yes of course it is, I tailored it to my taste, interests, opinions, and community. I’m here to have a good time, not argue with strangers lmao

Oh my god, I literally just found you by accident looking for wuhluhwuh and we have the same nickname/name!!! First time I see another Dae in the wild!!!

RIP TikTok. It should’ve been Twitter

the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement

y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now

Not a #tiktokrefugee since I'm European but joining the hashtag to popularise it and hopefully find the people from tiktok community!! Where my witches, gays and theys at

#booksky #witchsky #dnd #wuhluhwuh

RIP TikTok. The ultimate example of the olds not getting it.

It is especially ironic that we're freaking out about a foreign owned social network when we're letting untrustworthy figures straight through the door over here

Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space

Hour one without tiktok. I went outside and built a fire from leaves and sticks. I foraged for my dinner and died from listeria

Bet it'd have more sand-like texture

The problem with millennials and Gen Z isn't TikTok. It's that we're not half as delusional as our parents. We recognize patterns a lot easier. We know who burns villages just to acquire the land. We know who destroys the food supply. We know who breaks treaties. We know who profits from genocide.

It is unbelievably funny to me that yesterday I saw somebody say you can't be lgbtq+ on Xiaohongshu and then I pulled up the app to a bisexual fitness influencer, a nonbinary goth, & a masc lesbian giving a guide to wlw tags on there.

can't lie - not what I expected under lgbt, wlw and queer tags, how are gay people tagging their arts and queer sfw content here then 💀

Not millennials talking like they're the new boomers cause they think they're the last iNtElLiGeNt and EdUcAtEd generation and everyone younger is stupid and clearly beneath them