@powerfulwizerd.bsky.social
The Lord is dead ass my shepherd
I don’t like that lady gaga is married to just some guy. In my mind she exists as a lesbian alien who reproduces asexually by dispersing spores from her head. She should be dating a sea creature
28.01.2025 23:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My Dad has more followers on here than i do
16.01.2025 03:46 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0Yo How the fuck you spell Matthew Micconohay
16.01.2025 03:45 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Don’t try to tell her she’s less feline than human Cause it gives rise to the rumor she’s a girl and not a puma Don’t try to tell her she’s a girl it’s just a rumor
15.01.2025 21:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love when women are beautiful as hell
12.01.2025 16:23 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
The nullifying defeating negating repeating joy of life Hardly seen, hardly felt Deep down where your fight is waiting Down til the light in your eyes is fading Joy of life
09.01.2025 09:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I sprained my ankle and it’s horrifically bruised. Would any freaks like to look at it for money
05.01.2025 00:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Looking forward to 2025.
30.12.2024 01:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
New nails !! :)
15.12.2024 19:48 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0,come tonighr
09.12.2024 21:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0not soon enough
09.12.2024 21:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ok? And when will that be.
09.12.2024 21:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Up to 3
09.12.2024 20:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Maddie you have to play it it’s so fun
09.12.2024 19:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ur crazy J-son 😹
09.12.2024 19:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0New dragon age game is so delightfully mid it might be my favorite game in a while
09.12.2024 19:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Save me Daytime Theraflu
07.12.2024 19:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Italian beef sandwich for dinner
26.11.2024 23:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
26.11.2024 02:59 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Olive Garden + Wicked tonight!!!
24.11.2024 22:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cause baby tonite DJ Got us folling in love again
24.11.2024 01:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My cat Michael just did a huge fart
23.11.2024 02:03 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stop pooping
22.11.2024 00:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0May you witness many more “skeets” in the days to come my brother
21.11.2024 02:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Check out “Electric Feel” by mgmt. Song of the summer
20.11.2024 20:45 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0me above age now be like uhh let me drink beer
20.11.2024 20:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve left a tiny piece of my soul in every random NYC bathroom i’ve thrown up in
20.11.2024 05:11 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Said Ooh girl you shock me like an electric eel
15.11.2024 01:55 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yeah i guess when you think about it the sky really is blue at times!
15.11.2024 01:52 — 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
