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Someone even managed to grab a snap of me chowing down on shawarma in my pants full gremlin style

01.07.2025 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hag Do vibes were immaculate in Barcelona ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ roll on the wedding trip to Colombia ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ด

01.07.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The concept of going on Dragonโ€™s Den and pitching them on a day between Sunday and Monday

23.06.2025 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s lead poisoning, case closed

10.06.2025 10:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As per Fridayโ€™s Emmerdale, a large glass of wine costs, at most, ยฃ5 in The Woolpack. Booking a one way flight to Yorkshire IMMEDIATELY.

11.05.2025 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh the hype is REAL real. Banger of a film! The comparisons some have made to From Dusk Till Dawn really donโ€™t do it justice - it has much more humanity and is more interested in the spiritual connection of music & life. But when it springs into violence it doesnโ€™t disappoint #Sinners

25.04.2025 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Suspended for 12 hours on twitter because I posted this videoโ€ฆ what happened to comedy being legal on X dot com

25.04.2025 08:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a blue jacket says i am way too sleep deprived to deal with your negativity right now . ALT: a man in a blue jacket says i am way too sleep deprived to deal with your negativity right now .
23.04.2025 06:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only had two beers and two wines last night and I feel like Iโ€™ve been run over by a truck. What is the scientific explanation for this.

23.04.2025 06:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Incredibly late to the party on this but working from a coffee shop for a couple hours is actually decent? At least here in DK. Itโ€™s not hectic, iced chai lattes are banging, they have better carrot cake than I could manage at homeโ€ฆ I see why people do it

22.04.2025 12:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just got to the Yellowjackets episode where Hilary Swank turns up in that ridiculous baseball cap (wild Friday night I know). Deeply unserious storylines this season, if you can even call them that!

11.04.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We are 13 MINUTES IN to the latest episode of Greyโ€™s Anatomy and they are still rolling the credits onscreen, this show basically employees half of Hollywood the industry will have to file for bankruptcy if itโ€™s ever cancelled

10.04.2025 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Rediscovered this album thanks to Kelly Clarkson and had a full-body flashback to listening to this endlessly for like three weeks straight when I was in Year 9

09.04.2025 05:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Busy day

06.04.2025 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tried some German gin last night.

Shanโ€™t be doing that again.

06.04.2025 09:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Next time I make garlic chilli shrimp pasta it might help if I add the garlic and chilli to the pan ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

03.04.2025 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I am so outrageously hungover today

23.03.2025 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Great British railway infrastructure today:

22.03.2025 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bastille are touring the UK again in November and I WILL be flying back for it, fingers crossed another airline steps in to take over the Ryanair routes as I donโ€™t fancy paying an extra ยฃ200 on top for the BA option ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

21.03.2025 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m gonna need Yellowjackets to find a narrative, *any* narrative, at some point soon; in both timelines but especially the present day ones. The actors are all brilliant but this isnโ€™t a hangout sitcom!

20.03.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think they might have actually departed Hawk Tuah to El Salvador

20.03.2025 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Decided my next rewatch will be The Sopranos, truly one of the best and itโ€™s insane how much rizz this man had

19.03.2025 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finally finished The X-Files - man those bonus seasons were more of a slog than I remembered, but it was a joy to have Mulder & Scully back together, and there were a couple of decent case-of-the-weeks among the lamentable alien conspiracy storylines (why did they even bother with that part)

19.03.2025 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Update your dictionaries then @nytimes.com

17.03.2025 13:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

25-2-9 =14
14 x 50 =700
700 - 1 =699

07.03.2025 13:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mayhem is thrilling, from start to finish. Zombieboy an instant standout for me but itโ€™s a skipless album. Even Die With A Smile takes on a new life powered by the vibes throughout. Perfect way to kick off my 40s tbh ๐Ÿฅณ

07.03.2025 12:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My godson is obsessed with me, and I love it

06.03.2025 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Arrived in Bournemouth, did a quick grocery shop for breakfasts and snacks in the Airbnb, straight into town to find an outfit for Saturday and get some gifts for the girls organising my party. Managed to get everything i needed in two shops, so Iโ€™m rewarding myself with - you guess it - a pint

06.03.2025 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Back in Blighty for the long birthday weekend, pit stop in London tonight then travelling back to Bournemouth tomorrow - so obviously Iโ€™ve checked in and immediately decamped to the bar for some alcohol and a bit of time with the Tuccโ€™

05.03.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Conclave mention on paragraph one, chapter one

05.03.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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