John Lichman

battle for terra, a film I learned about while working in LA and how there are countless credits for a certain actor who you could call in for day rate paid in cash uncredited

Didn’t know Jason Statham was in ready player one

LexG now copied over and immortal in the NEO body (I’m kidding much love for the Lexman and those increasingly unhinged video cries for help back in the 2000s)

…god I love Wells because when I visit the site I don’t know what weird path he’s been on for six months and now it’s “I want a lying robot and make it morally corrupt” and it barely can open a dishwasher what corruption do you want my man

Well at least I could make this nightmare image thanks to being reminded to check on his site. In a weird way I’m sad he’s fallen so hard into the “newspeak.”

this is why we need the ai summary so I can know who else on the discord is apparently fucking spiraling into a french onion shame spiral

I will tell you from experience the HR department does not enjoy that question.

Martin Short is not in the Santa Clause 2. Vulture Cinematrix No. 594: Nov 10, 2025

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cat: I just shit and there's a leaf on my asshole
me: you can speak engl
cat: *races up and down stairs howling, leaping onto furniture and through the air with a perfectly placed leaf on the asshole for 25 minutes*
me: *removes the leaf*
cat: whew great thanks time to sleep for six hours

wait the jets won a second game in a row well time to dump the entirety of my checking account into the mega millions

a Mitch Stephens jump scare brought me back to college and his words echoing forever in my head: “I had hair like you once.”

And for the wrong reason too. I thought he was “Moriarty” in all of them.

Green Hornet was 8 percent btw which is shocking to me because who are you other sickos

but if the jets win I get $25 and that’s going all into the mega millions and then after winning the full prize I’m finally going to be happy and horizon part 2 will be shown theatrically

Ashby, bay bee. Vulture Cinematrix No. 593: Nov 9, 2025

I got 9/9 Correct
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but that's not even the one with the zombie shark

The other funnier physical joke from PREDATOR BADLANDS now that I think about it is Dek is 5'7" and let that linger in the minds of people

still evil guy in an evil wheelchair coming to grab your junk looks sick

from the mind of rrr: what if a guy in a robot wheelchair was coming to give you the worst handjob

Fuck you Aronofsky we all know what book ****er! is based on! But kudos to the rare Pattinson that is a good memory. Vulture Cinematrix No. 591: Nov 7, 2025

I got 8/9 Correct
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One thing I’m impressed by is how tiny the cast is and how many double themselves (Fanning plays both synths, Schuster-Koloamatangi plays both the shitty predator
dad and main character; body doubles everywhere for third synth). And it is another attempt at bringing back the (terrible) 3D format!

PREDATOR BADLANDS (3D, ‘25): I already saw the comparison on here but it is just HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS in a way that’s fine for a PG-13 giggle the kids can have on a Friday. One monster is torn out a From Software game when it reveals why no one can kill it.

this baby who is now 11-years old

Can’t be stranded if you buy more tickets and that can’t be refunded

IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT/UN SMALL ACCIDENT ('25): I know shot composition/format is a huge thing for Panahi fans but the delivery of the guard asking for a bribe and revealing a credit card reader is perfect.

YouTube video by videoclipadas Louis Vuitton - Towards A Dream in the USA (Terrence Malick)

aka "Terry, we've got bills to pay." www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3c4...

PREDATOR: TOWARD A DREAM IN THE USA

rolled the dice with an uncredited cameo in with an infamous song about Scotty and forgot which verb was in front of a specific ape prequel sequel. Vulture Cinematrix No. 589: Nov 5, 2025

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in fact now that he's going to move Barstool to Florida I'll take over the Barstool office and bring back...uh...maybe Grassroots Tavern. Or Nerve Screengrab? The world is now our oyster.

anyway now that Mamdani has won I call dibs on the millions of people that threatened to leave and their apartment. Specifically I will squat in Dave Portnoy's dudebro loft and promise to feed "Da Cheez" or whoever is his gimp he keeps