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heute-show Deutschlands beliebteste Satire-Show kommentiert die Nachrichtenlage. Der preisgekrönte Wochenrückblick mit Oliver Welke wirft einen verlässlich bissigen Blick auf die Themen der Zeit.

#HeuteShow von Freitag wieder köstlich … ich schwör! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 @heuteshow.de

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#Voices4Victory

Judge sends shockwaves with 'remarkable win' for Trump foe: 'Feds can no longer access it' A judge on Saturday hit Donald Trump's DOJ with a negative ruling, giving some positive news to a well-known critic of the president.As Politico reported, "A federal judge dealt a setback Saturday to the Justice Department’s effort to re-indict former FBI Director James Comey, blocking prosecutors’ ...

A judge on Saturday hit Donald Trump's DOJ with a negative ruling, giving some positive news to a well-known critic of the president.

How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣

… SOFORT! Keiner in 🇩🇪 hat Lust auf noch mehr Flüchtlinge! Keiner hat Lust auf eine ruZZische Diktatur in EU oder DE! Keiner hat Lust auf einen feigen Kanzler, der das Land zerstört, anstatt es vor seinen Feinden aus RuZZland, Ungarn, China & USA zu beschützen! Seien Sie der Bewahrer 🇩🇪 & der EU! NOW!

… zu tun ist: 1. Das ruZZische Vermögen muss komplett der Ukraine zur Verfügung gestellt werden. 2. #Taurus Rakensysteme müssen der 🇺🇦 gestellt werden, damit sie die Ursache allen Todes vollständig zerstören und den feigen kleinen Mafiosi im Kreml ans Ende seiner Existenz bringen kann. Ja, beides /2

Hi Bundeskanzler #Merz! Sie haben ALLES unternommen, um Kanzler der BRD zu sein. Jetzt sind Sie es - und Sie sind noch feiger als Ihre Vorgänger Lulu #Scholz & #Merkel Warum? Damit Sie neben den beiden in den Geschichtsbüchern stehen: Als Zerstörer Europas & der BRD? Echt jetzt? Ganz 🇩🇪 weiß, was 1/3

Mamdani: Oftentimes when we win elections, we tell people to go home and just trust us. But the message really has to be that we want you to come along with us… That’s something we’ve been looking to share with New Yorkers: We want to not only win with New Yorkers, but also govern with New Yorkers.

But every such time has passed. This time will also pass, and the light will once again illuminate the rooms of hearts worldwide. Amen.

#Netflix #fckPuffDaddy #fckTrump

And hopefully he will spend the rest of his life in prison... but that is not certain. The white version of this guy is in the White House... the other white guy died strangely in prison... it may be the time of these monsters.
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#50Cent, thank you for the documentary about #SeanCombs — it opened my eyes too. After almost 30 years, I understand who murdered #Tupac ... and how #NotoriousBIG died... and I am shocked. Never again will I listen to a song by this murderer, rapist, and kidnapper. Never again! 3/3

I received a "Critical Account Security Alert" from "Apple."

It purports that someone tried to charge $143.95 to my account and wants me to log-in with my password.

A quick Google search revealed that "$143.95" has been charged to THOUSANDS of Apple accounts.

I hate being scammed by the lazy.

Trump. Denigrates Biden. Whines about how he puts a commercial real estate & properties lawyer in as US Attorney & she was disqualified & Alina Habba, a parking garage lead attorney, again Trump US Attorney. Both disqualified as unfit for the office due to lack of knowledge & misrepresentations.👎

In the 4.5-mile bike ride to pick up my kids from school, I found the following in painted bike lanes: at least 6 trash bins, a parked car, a parked firefighter truck (likely lunch break), and a parked city maintenance vehicle. This is unacceptable, and another reason why paint is not infrastructure

SCOTUS Ruling on Texas Gerrymander Could Be Good News for California’s New Map Read more here.

In a surprising twist, the U.S. Supreme Court’s recent decision to let Texas use its mid-decade gerrymander for the 2026 midterm elections may end up strengthening California’s defense of its voter-approved map. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

A war criminal without a war It's just murder.

New in PN: A war criminal without a war

"We’re watching the flimsy justifications fall apart in real time. They can try to shift the blame. They can try to say that people clinging to wreckage for dear life are somehow an active threat. But in the end, it’s just murder."

They are LIARS and they have serious problems with numbers. ‼️💯‼️

Hilarious!

On the campaign trail, Trump promised hundreds of times that he would end the Russia/Ukraine war in 24 hours or less, even before being sworn in, b/c of his great personal relationship with Putin.
Putin played his puppet Donnie for the fool he is, & Trump is realizing it now.

Anyone know what the fuck is going on with new car washes being built everywhere?

Is it a future water rights scam?

WTF have the Americans allowed to happen? But it's like it was 100 years ago and has always been: people are responsible for themselves!
#fckMAGA #DonaldIsARussianAsset

Abbe Lowell, the attorney who is representing Letitia James: “I can't tell you a time in the federal system...where a federal prosecutor thought a case was strong enough to bring to a grand jury, and the grand jury said no.” @kaitlancollins.bsky.social

Wooooowwww!!!!
Excellent, congrats matey!
Woooowwww!

The Golden Age.

Gambit is a deeply unserious man

(Marvel rivals infinity comic 31)

What Kash Patel, a Jan 6 suspect, didn't say

Kash Patel: "When you attack American citizens, when you attack our institutions of legislation, when you attack our nation's Capitol, you attack the very being of our way of life."

Ahem. 👇

But Kash Patel and Don Jr aren’t quite intelligent enough to connect the dots, are they

In 2020, Joe Biden won. The Democrats were also poised to take control of both the House and Senate

The only person who needed a “backup plan” on January 6 was Donald Trump

“The decision was made to exclude me from the filmed production of Swan Lake because I was told my brown skin would disrupt the aesthetic.” ~ Misty Copeland

When folks gripe about DEI, remind them who benefited from shutting out dancers like Copeland. That pattern runs through our whole history.