𝗧𝗛𝗘 丷 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍

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i didn’t know today was opposite day.

hmm……

that’s not being supportive, that’s you being a creep. CREEP ! the judas cradle for you.

name one thing you’ve done to support her.

You really are a shadow of what you were back then.
Well, every good thing has to end.

we both know that without a role to fulfill, i am nothing.

That's funny 、I don't feel corrupt 、in fact I feel pretty good.

okay buddy let’s take you back to your grave. <3

boredom. i’m gonna light someone on fire.

that response prompted a giggle. a sneer, “ oh you mortals always trying to be the bigger person when in reality you’re all just hypocritical scumbags. “

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“ hey, what if i start calling you that ? anti sounds too edgy don’t you think ? “

“ and what makes someone not genuine ? hm ? sure she’s rather, overly private about her life but aren’t we all ? “

a pause…. until an exaggerated gasp. staring at her with now wide eyes like he just had an epiphany.

“ does that make me not genuine too ?? “

“ aha—a faker ? i’m pretty * sure douchebag is genuine ! is that what we’re calling counterparts now ? so original. “ sarcasm laced in tone.

“ well, uhh— 𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊, the way i see it, you * could be the faker. it’s why i asked about the chicken or the egg. “

Just because I carry it so well doesn't mean it's not heavy.

𝓐𝗹𝗲𝘅𓈒 lamb is so whimsy but has so much shit going on in the background. i sob.

“ oh ! pfft— “ self-inflicted head bonk, “ 𝙙𝙪𝙝. where’s my manners… the names lamb ! yes as in the animal. i’m douchebag’ ultimate bestest best friend ! “

it introduces with pride. a wide grin; ear to ear, accompanied with a giggle.

“ a pleasure ! “

a snort when she introduces herself. ❛ 𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙞-𝙙𝙤𝙪𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙗𝙖𝙜, ❜ he repeats as a mumble under breath.

right, less surprised more of seeing this woman as utter ridiculous. perhaps this was * another instance.

“ mhmm. well who came first ? the chicken or the egg ? “

“ how long have i been gone for ? douchebag, bestie—why did your aesthetic change so… 𝒅𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚. “

a subtle grimace ( … ) well, no. he’s straight up looking at @reaperfemme-fatale.bsky.social in mild disgust. eyes narrowed as it pans her up and down again.

sets @stalkers-tango.bsky.social on fire.

it’s gonna be okay / yeah because it’s not happening to you

if you get in between someone i love and me, you’re gonna feel the heat on my cavalry.

I am 𝐧̲𝐨̲𝐭̲ giving up on 𝕳𝐈𝐌 .ᐟ

were you loved as a child ? chances are you weren’t hence why you’re in this position !

all of you worshippers should be doing something productive, honestly… like touching grass for example.

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݁ ⠀ ͟ ༼⠀. ⸝⸝ 𝐓𝖤𝖬𝖯𝖮𝖱𝖠𝖱𝖸 𝖯𝖨𝖭𝖭𝖤𝖣.

I did it for you. I don't mind if something happens to me. My body is deteriorating fast because of what they did to me. I don't have long to live.

IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD ?

( it is. he’s screaming and crying on the inside. )

TRY BETTER.

oooo, is pretty cool ! at least you have a place to live, i normally just crash in random people’s houses.

YOU CAN’T SAY THAT, I ALREADY SAID IT. GET BETTER COMEBACKS BOZO.

eerrrrr….. lonely ? but that’s okay ! because i feel lonely too. see ? we actually do relate !