@cynicalricks.bsky.social
21+ writer. MDNI. WIP. ( the evil scientist of the #ʟɪᴢᴢ̵ɪᴇᴠᴇʀs̵ᴇ )
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𝐖𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨
#⃝ｐａｒｔｙ
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BOY WHAT THE HELL.
20.08.2025 00:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hey. HEY. use that on yourself‼️
19.08.2025 23:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1↶*ೃ✧˚. ❃ ↷ ˊ-
‽ ꍟꃅꃅ ꌗꌗꃅꀎꉣ ꀸꂦꉓ ‽
you first‼️
19.08.2025 23:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1🎉 THE BITCH IS GONE HOLY SHIT. 🥳
19.08.2025 23:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
temporary pinned
10.07.2025 23:01 — 👍 155 🔁 156 💬 0 📌 0i'm not done throwing these ones. you're gonna have to bother me later, kid.
15.06.2025 23:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
15.06.2025 23:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
LEAVE ME ALONE. I HAVE A STACK OF ONES AND A DREAM.
15.06.2025 23:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1mary 🔔
no more frontal lobe. . .
your choice should be to awf yourself, kiddo. grandpa is busy.
15.06.2025 22:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1i don't want no damn lobotomy i should be in the strip club. . .
15.06.2025 22:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0evil rick immediately grimaced and took a few steps back, shaking his head and watching the sobbing child and grandson.
" fine, but you're an asshole "
lizzie was, by now, a sobbing mess. the girl didn't want to do anything violent and slowly began to back away.
" morty. i don't feel good, " she whispered, one good eye pleading for him to stop whatever he was doing.
evil rick just scoffed and began to approach her.
lizzie said nothing but tears continued to stream down her face. chest rising and falling as fists clenched. this never got any easier. talking never worked.
" what's wrong kid? too stupid to respond?-- "
cut off as her FIST makes contact with rick's jaw.
rick easily caught the child's arm in his grasp only to be horribly electrocuted. lizzie shook her head and pulled away with enough force to ALMOST rip rick's arm from his socket. the child quickly backed away from them, a look of betrayal on her tear stained face.
" OW -- LITTLE SHIT -- "
" you're a pain in my fucking ass so i don't really notice half the time. also, you should stop treating lizzie like a princess. raise her like i raised you. she'll turn out just fine "
speaking above lizzie's crying.
quickly shoving lizzie over because she JUST tried to bite him. humming.
" right. yeah. but it's in the DNA, y'know? you inherited his obnoxious behavior "
" you got it from your father "
OH WOW.
" you're insufferable like your daughter, shithead "
07.05.2025 01:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0( DAMN AND A BITCH IS OUT COLD )
16.04.2025 02:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0mary 🔔
THE BAND IS BACK TOGETHER.
( OW? damn bitch what the fuck. ELDER ABUSE !!! )
16.04.2025 02:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0mary 🔔
me, alex, and ven are back on our bullshit. the three musketeers are back, whores.
mary 🔔
alex is playing MY song.
BROKE BOYS DONT DESERVE NO PUSSY, I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT 🗣️‼️
( DAMN BITCH PUT THE NINE AWAY )
16.04.2025 02:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0mary 🔔
okay alex and ven. we need to make a r&m roleplay group on god. on COD if you will.
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