Jack

Microdosing polio vaccines before rfk jr takes them off the menu

Rip Kurt Vonnegut you would’ve loved reading your own books while listening to Geordie Greep

The ladies love me because I tell them that I would also fly off the fucking handle if my friend called me and told me his chemo was no longer being covered by insurance

Oh you’re a Covid conscious autistic butch lesbian? Call that a masked masking masc

Seinfeld bit where guy goes to the capitol on January 6 2020 and 2024

Homie said oncogenes disrupt the checks and balances of cell replication

Motherfucker is making cancer go gubernatorial mode

@queeneevee.bsky.social did I win at fantasy football I ain’t openin that shit

Watching dancing fruits and vegetable baby sensory videos set to rah tah tah

Making people in fantasy football fly off into gamer rage because they can’t handle my expert plays (three of my players are not playing for some reason (it says bye) (idc what that means)). (I still won)

Blue Iowa polling has left me with a sense of whimsy and magic I have not since felt

Most contextually aware social media user

Watching Minecraft edits on Instagram hasn’t been the same ever since they started using awful phonk as their music backing

We are back to mustache moding.

My dumbass

The Yankees have collated with the spirits of the imps of hell and are being justly punished for their crimes. They will never win against the armies of light.

Super neat

Every time I do this Judge Judy reduces me to a grain of sand

After extensive praying to higher beings the Dodgers attained enlightenment and saw that allowing their enemies to succeed would add more into the love world.

Disco Elysium offers a tremendous variety of roleplaying choices & alternate solutions I will never see because they'd disappoint Kim Kitsuragi

The Yankees are super problematic but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation yet.

I would like to spawn leftist discourse in a gamer’s replies. I will forward the revolution.

Tyler the Creator’s new album had nothing to do with the vaginal microbiota. It’s like he doesn’t even care.

Lactobacillus crispatus ❤️

I’m crashing out into gamer rage when you bastardize my microbial message to the masses. The ladies love me because I know about L. Crispatus

I will ban you from my shit

The ladies love me because I’m always thinking about their microbiome.

Okay this goes hard. I’m actually anti-bike now

Meow meow meow meow meow

89% single family zoning as a percentage of all residential zoning. Also look at those beautiful seas of suburbs