metaly cannot be allowed to live!

depressingly recent!!!

metalyfled - Twitch Spooky Saturday! feat. Strange Horticulture

it is time... let's strangely horticulture twitch.tv/metalyfled

god the "which one!?" is giving me physical damage

i'll be eating one in about four hours but it's because i had dental surgery and it's my recovery comfort food

Spooky Saturday: Spooky(?) streams every Saturday in October. 3PM PT / 6PM ET. twitch.tv/metalyfled

2D illustration of a magnifying glass examining a potted plant with a single spherical cluster of blue flowers. a black cat is looking at you ominously

today at 3pm PT: time to breed my very own Plant 42 in Strange Horticulture twitch.tv/metalyfled

disappointing that even though consoles now have actual screenshot functionality (i took all my MHFU shots with a PSP hack), actually saving/sharing the screens is such a chore i can no longer be bothered

Google Photos memory thing showing a photo from 14 years ago, except instead of a nice photo of someone’s vacation or pet it’s a low-resolution (complimentary) screenshot of someone killing a dragon* in a video game *wyvern

at some point i uploaded all my #MHFU kill screens to GPhotos so occasionally i get these nice, reminders that on October 10, 2011 i ruined some rathian’s day

hmmm... very efficicente

idk if i've mentioned it before but the death noise in this receives a score of A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

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reading the magic phrase "excellent source of great Fabios" revealed the Fabio continuum to me and i am grateful

Twitch Twitch is the world

We're live with Murky Divers! twitch.tv/vghangover

a character in diving gear reaches to retrieve a nice object which if you squint vaguely resembles a severed foot with the bone sticking out, but it's very hard to tell since they're underwater, also a horrifying freak looks on from the background

Tonight at 10pm ET: We're simply having a nice, time going for a swim in Murky Divers... surely everything will be fine... enjoyable time twitch.tv/vghangover

one of the worst things about getting older is a package arriving used to be peak excitement and now it's like ah... pens

really cool PS1 vibes then serious contender for worst boss battle ugghhhh and i've played Front Mission Evolved

it is time... let's meet ghosts twitch.tv/metalyfled

Spooky Saturday: Spooky(?) streams every Saturday in October. 3PM PT / 6PM ET. twitch.tv/metalyfled

screenshot of a 3D video game with chunky, 32-bit era graphics. a woman in a black T-shirt points a camera at a slouching humanoid figure covered in white and purple static. what is that thing wtf

today at 3pm PT! kicking off Spooky Saturday with spooky photography in Heartworm twitch.tv/metalyfled

ignoring a problem (learning a new software package) until it goes away is the bad practice that nevertheless continues to pay off

it still feels like they had a real name but when some "what will the next Xbox be called??" thread inevitably predicted it they changed it to the only option no one would possibly guess just to be like nuh uh

also i forgot about Xbox One X jesus christ

Mass Effect 3 (2012)

Spooky Saturday: Spooky(?) streams every Saturday in October. 3PM PT / 6PM ET. twitch.tv/metalyfled

10/04 Heartworm; 10/11 Strange Horticulture; 10/18 The Exit 8/Decimate Drive; 10/25 ??????; 11/01 Sagebrush; 11/08 Extra Life 2025

it's October so once again i will Spooky's Saturday... also November 1st is a Saturday so that will also be spooky... also the Saturday after is Extra Life... the spookly never ends.....

twitch.tv/metalyfled

FFT soundtrack still pretty great

it is unfortunate

it's messed up but after finishing Death Stranding i'm like man i just wanna watch a movie

meme of Gordon Ramsay but it's Sam Porter Bridges (Norman Reedus) wearing a hat and sunglasses with the caption "delicious. Finally, some good fucking Quadruple Rocket Launcher." an image of the Quadruple Rocket Launcher weapon from Death Stranding 2 has been crudely pasted in. actually the whole image sucks

man. the most aggravating thing is if they took some of the core story ideas and handed them to someone who actually knew what they were doing they could have got me ugly crying at the end. instead...... (see previous)

end credits on a black screen: "Game designed by Hideo Kojima"

end credits on a black screen: "Written and directed by Hideo Kojima"

YAAAAAAAAAAAAY

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WE HAVE ENTERED THE STUPID ZONE

uggghhhh i was getting hyped up to do the last few missions in Death Stranding 2 and then i realized that probably means hours of cutscenes... i need another game to play while i play the game

it was 2013, one of the last good years!