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Girls will be like “I needed this” and it’s just an iced coffee and Josh Naylor playing for their favorite baseball team
07.08.2025 04:43 — 👍 122 🔁 9 💬 6 📌 3Buncha you goobers spending all your time complaining about this guy lol I would rather DIE
07.08.2025 03:06 — 👍 60 🔁 10 💬 4 📌 0That second sentence sure seems like it’s answering a question no one had asked yet.
06.08.2025 23:55 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I would also like to introduce the Thorns defense to the back post.
03.08.2025 18:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Have the commentators mentioned the Thorns at all?
03.08.2025 18:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Olivia Moultrie lives for bangers on the edge of the box. #BAONPDX
03.08.2025 17:38 — 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0What if the Thorns defense was better and faster?
03.08.2025 17:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Can we recall this man?
01.08.2025 04:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would rather die than create an account to continue
30.07.2025 13:29 — 👍 8028 🔁 1479 💬 67 📌 37Sad that Portlanders even bought tickets to her concert tbh
29.07.2025 15:42 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my birthstone is crunchwrap supreme
26.07.2025 15:47 — 👍 79 🔁 21 💬 3 📌 0In case anyone is wondering what Sebastian has been up to.
24.07.2025 16:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kirk Cousins, you are a New York Jet.
24.07.2025 14:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m expecting something underwhelming at this point.
24.07.2025 03:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We’re guessing it was because the player was offside.
24.07.2025 02:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Please be the Soph extension 🙏
23.07.2025 22:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Did you ever consider not inventing The Fraud Supercomputer you fucking dick
23.07.2025 01:00 — 👍 87 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 0HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH
17.07.2025 21:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0too bad there's no opposition party to capitalize.
17.07.2025 14:28 — 👍 369 🔁 74 💬 6 📌 0I cannot fathom the Angel City Playbook (brand first, team second) will work in Portland. They already seemingly pivoted away from it in LA.
15.07.2025 16:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This whole thing has been bizarre. Reviving a misnomer nickname that has no lasting connection to the city and then unveiling it officially in predawn hours on a random Tuesday on a TV show that very few in this time zone watch.
What am I—admittedly not a marketing professional—missing here?
Between a poorly thought out brand launch and their FO drama, I’m worried about the unforced errors this team is already making before they even name their first player.
15.07.2025 14:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
BIG DUMPER CHAMPION
15.07.2025 02:52 — 👍 861 🔁 67 💬 18 📌 6Choosing your dad is great bc if you win it’s a memory you share forever and if you lose you can weaponize it against him forever
15.07.2025 02:35 — 👍 1934 🔁 86 💬 28 📌 3
Todd Raleigh Jr holding a wrestling style title belt, Cal wearing the HR Derby chain, and Todd Raleigh Sr holding the HR Derby trophy
Great Raleigh family moment
15.07.2025 03:08 — 👍 144 🔁 15 💬 2 📌 2Cal Raleigh is the Porsche 911 of baseball players
15.07.2025 02:16 — 👍 108 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0Alright Cal let’s see some Big Dumpering
15.07.2025 00:19 — 👍 428 🔁 17 💬 18 📌 1What in the ever loving hell is this Home Run Derby camera angle??
15.07.2025 00:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Never wanted to pin someone else's post before.
10.07.2025 14:57 — 👍 230 🔁 41 💬 3 📌 0
