Alex Staller

Hey @microsoft.com, no one wants this.

Absolutely disgusting and, sadly, completely unsurprising.

Will there be an accountability? That is the real question.

Alternatively, "Left H2H passenger alone."

Failed to secure wheelchair.

This fact genuinely blew me away. Like what?!

The Onion does not miss.

Hot off the presses! If you need a bigger size to print your stickers let me know!

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

It was a good line.

a'ja sent a memo around that said we will be winning the wnba championship tysm then kahleah copper said sorry my email doesn't work and dewanna bonner said mine neither but then a'ja said FWD: FWD: FWD:

BREAKING: Columbus Crew midfielder and MLS legend Darlington Nagbe is retiring after the 2025 MLS season, per sources.

Nagbe, 35, is a four-time MLS Cup winner (2015, 2018, 2020, 2023) with three clubs (Portland, Atlanta, Columbus).

One of MLS's best-ever midfielders 👏

Dearest Isabelle, We have taken refuge with thousands of fellow citizens at the town stadium in war ravaged #Portland, as drums pound and smoke fills the air, along with the cries of the citizenry. Around us we see the horror of empty beer cups and insufficient hot dog relish. #BAONPDX

#PORvBAY Olivia Moultrie on her goal celebrations this evening

"I kinda was looking at [Mallie McKenzie] like 'I hope you are ready for me to jump into your arms because I'm going to jump into your arms"

The bend on this...👀

A night at the theater 😀

Look, this season was always going to be a cluster because of mitigating circumstances (sale, neglect of previous mgmt, roster turnover, Injuries, Agoos getting his bearings, etc)

For all the good, it’s becoming more clear that Gale is not the answer. Biggest question this offseason. #baonpdx

I'm with you on this. The RL portion of Black Flag was my least favorite part of the playthrough.

Linkin Park put on a hell of a show last night.

Good Lord👀

Nice night for a show. 🤘

Bruce Springsteen or The Cars

Points are points

a soccer player with the number 17 on her jersey ALT: a soccer player with the number 17 on her jersey

It’s Jessie “F***ING” Fleming!
Could the timing be any better for her first goal in the run of play for Portland Thorns?!

What a ball from Mallie McKenzie!

2-1 #BAONPDX

I mean, I'll take it, but you're not wrong

Two riveters capos giving a single bird salute

Mood after that match:

@alexstaller.bsky.social

This was apparent to me after asking a vendor just two questions two years ago.

Also, still mad they keep calling it "AI". It isn't and they shouldn't.

On the bus, and I just overheard the youths worrying about a "meme recession". They were so earnest I didn't want to laugh, but "meme recession"? 😂

Like, we're finally making moves, and youth isn't a terrible idea, but we could really use a good defender or two so.....