The Magenta Oblong doesn’t know what’s next

« Cat Whispering » or possibly « Humorous Viewpoint Distortion ».

(I hope I’m not offending you with my presumptiousness. If so, I’ll stop. But I AM having bunches of fun….)

« It… it looks like home…. »

« Yes my love. It does. But it is not… »

« It wasn’t here before, was it? »

« No my dearest. It was not. »

« I will take my post then, and be ready to pounce »

« And I shall enter the lair, and flush out our prey… »

« Be lucky, my love »

« Be strong, my heart »

* - Astérix because Scary Good Perverts are fine.

I will NEVER understand why these fucking transphobes don’t understand how massively they are telling on themselves with these fucking « genital police » police ideas in all their various forms. The only place they’re gonna find the Scary Bad Pervert* is in a goddamn mirror.

I know what you mean, but EVERY time I see the phrase « pocket friends » my brain goes some very weird places.

No, not kinky ones, just weird. Like, Smurfs packaged like skittles, or tiny little heads on a string all chatting away happily until they’re pulled out and start glowing.

This bus is slow AF y’all. Should rode my bike this morning, but it was pissin’ down wet. :(

Neato!
You seemed down so. I figured some random (genuine) nice might be nice. I’ve been watching since I joined BS. Keep being cool. It’s cool. :)

I always like seeing your profile pic. It’s whimsical & makes me smile a bit inside.
So thanks for that.

Sir. You are officially Part Of The Problem.

Ohyoumeanapoptygmaberzerk?

Oh that is lovely.

Good to know I’m not alone in this confusion.

« Hey Doc, I’m spending a mere 4 nights a week on cosmic adventures. How do I get that up to a full seven without succumbing to astral dissolution? »

Gavvin ?

« But we were HOME »

« Dearest to my heart, you know we must go where we must go… »

« I had FISH! »

« But you also saw fit to go past the edge. Again. »

« I am CAT. I go where I please! »

« But with open edges, they get in. And then? »

« …we have to catch them… »

« yes »

« .. ugh. FINE.. »

Nuthin. Just aurashifting the dorkmogg paradigm.

Can I say how well I see, AND RESPECT, thy game?
Because truly, I do.

Agree. But I am also biased as I also
Ride a bike and am always wary of the Death Monsters™️

Sincere question - it’s well known that you LOVE rehabbing broken characters. Did you get that thrill writing Morbius? (No deets, haven’t read it yet!! But I will. Soon™️)

Sure, I did. But your “gotcha guy” take is absolutist and silly. I can like specific franchises and still think the program in general is bad. If I could magically go back in time and make the sets I did buy vanish? I would.
But I suspect you can’t handle nuance.

Universes Beyond can be done now. Mmmmm’kay? Thanksbubye.

GenX/Millenials hidden superpower. Murdering the living fuck out of anything other generations think is cool. We take pride in this work, oh YES WE DO.

Looks like a truly epic hangover.

#NGL
I really really really really do think we should be shooting fascists, Nazis, and hard right douchebongos a lot more.

And I really really really really do think we should be doing a lot more to make all billionaires be shitting themselves in mortal fear whenever they go outside.

Why do you hate reason?

Wait…wait…..

Why U nastymaxxing w/the sarcasmogging? Total inverse aura farming.

God. I feel icky now.

Yesterday I was totemaxxed when I flibbleglirped the shizzpasser. Fodlebager totally juiced the happenshizz. Maximally animinimummed my skoozvibe.

Is what the internet is saying to me now. I guess I’m finally super fkn old.

Seems like a super easy and SHADY AF way to put a thumb on the scales.

Words cannot express how much I hate not being able to tell of fun things I see now are AI slop or not.

Fuckin Slop.

That was the first group Ian McCullough was in wasn’t it? Him and Dave Vanian?