Call Me Pelly

Wait. I also eat yogurt. Should I stop?

They say 2000 zero zero, party over, oops, otter time

Readability is a dem hoax, I guess.

1926!

That's because this is so far down the list of the worst things he's ever said.

But my crosswords.

This is why Ernie's middle name is Wetpaws.

Yum! Are the cats interested?

The cruelty is the point.

This is super cooool

He's flawed, of course. But I'm a fan. This insulin deal has been in the works for a long time. They had to seize the means of production, because communism.

Congrats lady!

As an online MAGA discussion continues, the probability of a laudatory reference or comparison to Hitler or to Nazis all-too-briskly approaches 1.

Hard agree.

I am having a hard time finding pants that are:

Non-petroleum based

Are interesting in color, print, shape, or any combination of the above

Don't have a drawstring, I feel sloppy with one

And are long enough for my 700-foot-tall self. 30 inch inseam is ankle length; I'd prefer 32.

Wonderful news. Lately, seems like the only good news comes out of California.

Tencel/Lyocell is a better alternative to rayon, produced in a closed system that reclaims and reuses almost all of the solvent and water used in the process.

I'm trying really hard not to buy any more plastic clothes and having this option helps.

I'm holding out for demonic sexual performances.

They will also call you on your bullshit. They're not sycophants like dogs.

Ack.

I think FB broke me, as far as social media goes. For years before I left, I had stopped posting anything due to not wanting them to make any money off me, and because they are EEEVIL.

I've been here a while now, and I sometimes have thinky thoughts to share, but I can't overcome the icky feeling.

Buy yrself lunch?

Flaco 🧡

In the store, you gotta bring all 5 to the register if you want 5. Your online cart is the register. Discounts are applied at the end, just like at the store.

What if you only wanted 2 of them, BOGO be damned?

Los Angeles has entered the chat

Between Masturbation and Suppressed Masturbation, they'd get nearly everyone.

New wheels?

Here in the 2nd largest city in the US, I've been sick of it since they said "a taco truck on every corner" as if THAT was the dystopia we should fear. It's not a nightmare, it's fucking delicious.

!!!

Having a party is a lot of work. Gotta clean, figure out food, oy. And people are: a lot. And it freaks out the cat.

Minneapolis, even!