Gay Little Whale

“The Homeland” Is War on America: The Blood-and-Soil Nationalism That Killed Renee Good and Alex Pretti In the killings of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, Trump has clarified an inconvenient fact: the culture war is an actual war.

Ta-Nehisi Coates: With the killings of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, "Trump has clarified an inconvenient fact—the culture war is an actual war"

HBD!!!

feeling crazy can someone cask of amontillado me

these look so good!!

instagram stories liked this one so here you go

but did katy perry come back?

Me when I won’t shut up

The orc from Return of the King saying “The age of men is over. Now the Jingle Hop has begun.” He is wearing a Santa hat

i’m thoughtful like that

putting a sour patch kids in between my dick and balls for him to find 💯

when other people burn themselves by grabbing the pan they just took out of the oven:
-embarrassing
-dumbass
-you idiot

when i do it:
-very common mistake
-silly goose
-sexy?

it’s halloween that means it’s finally time to be gay

“a claim has been finalized” well unfinalize it

the spirit halloween being in the freshly closed party city location… have some respect for your elders

The trailblazing transgender rights activist Miss Major has passed away at the age of 78.

Miss Major was a lifelong organizer and participant in the ballroom scene. She took part in the 1969 Stonewall Riots and was injured by the police — but she kept fighting.

APRIL - 1805
NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE
ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM
THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN
OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS

Oh you better believe they’d be transvestigating the hell out of Jesus if he came back

never been a salmon guy but methinks i will be forcing myself to become one

and if i need a nothing bundt cake what then

new justin bieber is kind of giving free willy soundtrack

the case that auditorium 14 it all

fascists fuck off

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

You wouldn't fumble a baddie

every time i see an image or clip from once upon a time it’s astounding to me that that show existed and like, was made

which bffl wants to get a blue heeler so i can pet it at my discretion

i want a blue heeler but i know my allergies would kill me

Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok

man i really hope lil nas x is ok and gets out of this as unscathed as possible

switching antidepressants and i feel so weirdddd these side effects are gagging me