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Rachelle ("Shell") πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡«πŸ‡·πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Έ

@shellyeg.bsky.social

French-speaking weird Venus flytrap of French and Icelandic descent, repotted in the potash-filled horse trough that is #Edmonton, #Alberta, #Canada Read pinned post. *NO* poƚitics! No 420, NFαΉͺ, Δ„I, GoFunΙ—Me, mutuaƚ aiΙ—, or crypαΉ«o. I vet new followers.

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Pumkpin spice and everything nice.

Uh huh. That was cute.

Brace now for fudge farts and peppermint puke.

😏😈

04.11.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wondering just how many times a day I'm supposed to coat my hands in gallons of Aveeno before my skin stops feeling like sandpaper...

Anyone?

Ugh... and it's only *just* getting colder outside.

04.11.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A white coffee mug with "This is my Bah hum mug" printed on it in red and green block letters.m

A white coffee mug with "This is my Bah hum mug" printed on it in red and green block letters.m

@rebelliousdb.bsky.social

Come on. You know you wanna mash that "Pfffft!" button. 😘

04.11.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, not today, but I did not pass by his tree either...

04.11.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bleh! I really need to get outside and go for a walk. I'll bring a travel mug full of hot coffee, and who knows? Maybe I'll see my friend the squirrel at the park again...

#LackOfMotivationMonday

03.11.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯°

03.11.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm beyond absolutely disgusted.

03.11.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’”

02.11.2025 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, crud. Shit. Caca. Poop. Crap. Turd. Excrement and...

... steaming, stinky fuck nuggets.

02.11.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone else box breathing right now???

02.11.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My nerves! 😬

02.11.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FUCK!!!

02.11.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Perhaps, but I doubt that's going to be a Bacharach/Jackie DeShannon chart topper. Just sayin'... 😏

02.11.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bases loaded... eep!

02.11.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Dodgers' Strauss takes his place at home plate during Game 7 of the 2025 World Series of baseball.

The Dodgers' Strauss takes his place at home plate during Game 7 of the 2025 World Series of baseball.

Is there some kind of big stinkin' deal sportsing thing going on or did I miss something? 😏😈

02.11.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’•

31.10.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A cartoon witch stirs her cauldron. The caption reads: Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cackle maniacally, and people back away from you slowly.

A cartoon witch stirs her cauldron. The caption reads: Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cackle maniacally, and people back away from you slowly.

This year, for Hallowe'en, I figured I'd go as someone who finally has her sh*t together. Best costume idea ever. No one will ever guess it's me! 🀣

31.10.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Hallowe'en, Ray.

31.10.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Hallowe'en Playlist

Happy Hallowe'en, boos and ghouls. Here are some themed tunes to get you howling.

open.spotify.com/playlist/447...

31.10.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Come on over! I would love the company. πŸ₯°

31.10.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nummy nummy num! πŸ˜‹πŸ΄

30.10.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

⚠️ Cold weather mode engaged ⚠️

Making a shit ton of winter meals to freeze: shepherd's pie, tourtière, quiche, meatloaf, hamburger soup, mac n cheese, maple-balsamic pork chops...

Nice on those days I want to thaw something and have an easy meal of comfort food in a hurry.

30.10.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

⚠️ Cold weather mode engaged ⚠️

Making a shit ton of winter meals to freeze: shepherd's pie, tourtière, quiche, meatloaf, hamburger soup, mac n cheese, maple-balsamic pork chops...

Nice on those days I want to thaw something and have an easy meal of comfort food in a hurry.

30.10.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks, my friend.

30.10.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks, Kim. Yes, it really is.

29.10.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know you do, Melissa. πŸ’”

Love to you and to the memory of sweet Fiddle.

29.10.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You just did, love.

πŸ’•πŸ₯°

29.10.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, Nadine.

29.10.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really haven't, between my mom, my dad, my Mr., and now this...

29.10.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks very much.

29.10.2025 07:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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