The only way this could be any more huckster bullshit is if it came in a bottle with trumps face on it, was called Dr. Oz’s Revitalizing Tonic, was sold out of a horse drawn carriage and also claimed to eliminate lumbago, the vapours and brain fever.

In a little over an hour I picked three grocery bags full of apples off the tree in our yard and there are probably at least another 6 bags worth still on it. If that little rhyme holds true I’m never going to have to see a doctor again.

Just met a guy with a shirt that says “Don’t hassle me, I’m a degenerate.” Same here brother, same here.

I am an excellent speller.

Vacation airport breakfast!!

That Tom Morello show made me rock out like it was 19 again. I will be eating mostly Advil today.

Working my way through the wheel of time series of books but needed a break and swung into non-fiction.

Floor chillin’ buds!

These Corb Lund re-releases are making my summer.

To the dude also shopping at blackbyrd who saw me eyeballing the Rage Against the Machine Live 1993 album, eyeballed me, and said, “ya…it’s fucking awesome”. You were correct sir.

a woman is talking to a little girl in a hospital bed and says these are a few of my favourite things . ALT: a woman is talking to a little girl in a hospital bed and says these are a few of my favourite things .

Baseball, day drunk, live wrestling. Today was truly the day of days.

Why yes, I do have a new favourite song, thank you for asking. www.instagram.com/reel/DHMMBPM...

Juice that grapefruit, pour in some vodka and you’ve got greyhounds and bacon for breakfast. Follow me for more tips and tricks from my book “The Rory Way”.

Jason Isbell at the winspear rocked!

@stevieherbert.bsky.social got me a birthday present that was a little slow in arriving but I love it.

As someone who used to collect hockey cards as a kid there are players whose careers I don’t recall at all but their name and a single image will be in my brain forever. For example

Shittered in a ditch somewhere…duh.

Is beating a stranger in the street, stealing their keys and cutting up their license in front of them considered a citizens arrest??

On the 10 minute drive home for lunch I saw a cube van jump the curb in a merge lane onto gateway, a person going 30 below the limit on gateway while staring at the phone in her lap and someone miss a turn, stop & do a 3 point turn in traffic to go back to it. Stay home, the morons are out.

Happy 92nd to the man.

I just voted the shit out of this election!

Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone….at least I assume that’s what they were, I’m old now but haven’t changed the text size on my phone to giant yet.

“You ladies know Stairway?”…..they do.