Meeeeshaap

I’ve just been taken town by my child’s stomach virus, and as a 37 y/o woman who hasn’t had a stomach virus in years, let me just say…I have been humbled.

No because why did I wait until my kid is 3.5 to organize all of her clothes ? I can’t actually go through it yet and decide what I want to keep, but my ADHD self had stuff all mixed up in lawn garbage bags🫠

My kid is recovering from a tonsillectomy and adenoidectomy and she’s been eating some pretty mushy weird stuff…..but today she put chocolate&vanilla jello pudding on top of her tuna and I’m really just holding on for dear life here…

The most ridiculous biddie dog

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Omggg

I can't be the only person who sees USMNT and sings U. S. MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

RFK Jr starts having a tantrum as Chris Murphy details how he lied during his confirmation hearing about his anti-vax views

currently in bed with the chills, a roll of toilet paper, ricola and a ginger ale—I think I’m finally being initiated into pre-k. do they still call this hazing when they’re 3?

Happy birthday!!!💖

hey guys I'm beginning to suspect that Dear Leader might actually be shit at doing deals

The gusto with which my almost 3 yr old told me “I’m not going”when I told her we had to get up for school today…I saw her teen years flash before my eyes.

My child running away from her potty…”Pteranodons don’t have to poop right now”

If you want to escape the real world and run away to an arctic island filled with suspenseful moments, mystery, and maybe ghosts 10/10 recommend. Ate this up in less than 48hrs. Oh there are also seals, king penguins, humpbacks and albatrosses 🙀

Ya’ll I did my first market! And I killed!

helloooooo. i’ve been VERY mia.
nothing much to report, life is lifeing ✌🏻

Ummmmmm, I think I’ve finally learned Pink Pony Club on the piano🙊.

pretty clumsy still, but I can make it through🙈

Why do people who claim to remember their past lives always seem to be reincarnations of Helen of Troy or an accused Salem witch or someone heroic on the Titanic, and never a random cabbage-selling wench from the 1500s who died in her sleep at the ripe auld age of 39 and never learned to read

My big baby turned 6 this week🥳

Oooooo I’ve not tried those, they sound delicious!!

Ugh, you know one when you see one. ☝️

Update: I’m into this new book?

Surprise to me. All I was missing in my life was a strong female lead from ancient Assyria, opium, fratricide, and some good old fashion hand chopping.

Literally so proud of my bestie!!! Her pottery is gorgeous!

Omg, so you know!! I love their odds and ends line. The dark chocolate covered pretzels 🤌🏻🤤

Prepping for another snow storm today and ice storm tomorrow. I’m taking advantage of nap time to finish off this book and enjoy these cranberry orange odds and ends biscotti from misfit market🤤. Don’t hate a slow Saturday at all!

Rolled up, curled under, goodnight

Doodles is now requesting hair styles and I’m trying to play it cool. She’s getting good at sitting still!

Uncle!

Dog(s) under there

Omg this is amazing!