@mybandnameis.bsky.social
Every day something makes me say 'ooh that's my new band name'! So I'm gonna share my idiocy.
... Local Fluff
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(A region in the Milky Way)
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...Pancake Day.
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(It's Pancake day! It is your duty to listen to the Pancake Day song From Maid Marion and her Merry Men)
... Could be More Cheesy.
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(Discussing cauliflower cheese)
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... Badly Dubbed.
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(Watching an episode of Kojak)
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... The Cheeseoning.
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(Like seasoning, but...)
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... Botched Penile Implant.
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(I don't really think this needs explaining).
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... GrimToucher.
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(From a funny on Threads)
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... Knitted Chainmail.
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(re watching Stargate SG1)
... Swapping Marmosets.
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(From an episode of Monkey Life)
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... Terminal Dickery.
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(Inspired by a post on insta)
...Kilts and Bad Decisions.
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(from an insta video by dadbodveteran)
... Freeing the Fadge.
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(from a very informative reel about waste disposal in Antarctica)
...Two Tone Fart.
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(totally not giving context for this)
... Anonymous Ghouls.
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(livestream from Ludovico Technique)
... Most Terrifying Honk.
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(a story about a Peacock and its dead rodent)
...Bacon Fingerprint.
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(Trying to cook breakfast and having to unlock my phone).
... Glittering Cabinet of Fucks.
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(From a particularly funny Threads post)
...Tiny Explosion.
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(Contraction from an STTNG episode)
...The Spooning.
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(From the latest insta post by renusdelph)
... Rotating Pizzas.
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(I'm having pizza tonight).
...Caffeine and Felonies.
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(From an insta post by mandatoryfunday)
... Rummage in the Pub.
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(a conversation I'm currently having about a gig on Saturday)
... Apocalypse Shaped.
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(from a comment on Threads)
... Schroedinger's Millions.
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(unable to check my lottery notification at 3am)
... 3am Bagel.
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(I had the munchies)
Celebrating the person is the best way. I plan to give my friends plenty of ammunition!
Also, hugs fella.
...Metagenic.
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(From an episode of STTNG)
... Tiny Testicles.
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(said in response to a vasectomy done on a Marmoset)
... Touching George Washington.
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(from an episode of Michael Portillo's - Great American Railroad Journeys)
... The Ravening Tummy.
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(said about the small, permanently hungry doggo we look after)
