Jordan in Finland (Fantasy Baseball Oligarch)

David Appelman’s FanGraphs Walk-Off results.

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Landing in the US in a few hours. Taking recommendations on good memes to show passport control

"Why are you canceling your membership? Choose from the tick boxes below"

☑️ Amador is calling me too much

“Hey Adael Amado here and every time you visit my page, you get this personalized greeting. So, hi!”

Now that's getting in the Big Christmas spirit!

Passing this idea along to appelman !

"Hey what's up, it's jhonkensy noel, thanks for visiting my @fangraphs.com player page 62 times this year, and for having OOPSY project me to hit 30 home runs"

Hoping to spend less time on Jhonkensy Noel's player page in 2026

Announce changes to the ball design every quarter in response to macro offensive trends like the Fed announces changes to interest rates

"Offense down 5% in the quarter, MLB Fed raises springiness of the ball's center by 2 basis points"

mlb should release the stats only once at the end of each season spotify wrapped-style

OOPSY IS ENGAGED?

Would MARCEL project me to be a league average player despite my lack of track record?

Is THE BAT X conscious? Does Steamer love me? Would ZiPS consider me a friend? Will OOPSY invite me to its wedding?

Jordan in Finland (Fantasy Baseball Oligarch) @RosenJordan Blum Date joined July 2009 Account based in Finland Q Connected via Finland Android App

I knew it!!

Left: debating a fantasy baseball bro on Ronald Acuña Jr.'s adp on twitter in february
Right: meeting them in vegas in march

hey there raider! thanks raider 🫡

(Henceforth adhering to ARC Raiders etiquette on Bsky)

Stop! Don't shoot! Friendly!

new york city is the western wall of america

WaPo editorial board: thing almost univerally considered good actually bad

Leafing through folders in the filing cabinets late at night at the OOPSY HQ archives to find and eliminate that Luis Ortiz intentional ball from the raw data

Five Free Agent Matches For Fantasy Players | Baseball Prospectus The Orioles sign two big free agents? It must be a fantasy column!

My latest for @baseballprospectus.com takes a look at 5 free agent landing spots that I’d love to see for fantasy baseball. www.baseballprospectus.com/fantasy/arti...

Andrew Cuomo to sign one year deal with Yokohama DeNA BayStars

The Murakami ZiPS will play 👀

Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg New Jersey and Virginia have chosen well by electing @MikieSherrill and @SpanbergerForVA as their next governors! They are proven leaders who won by focusing on what matters most - how politics and policy can make everyday life better and more affordable.

Focus group behind two-way glass. Pete watches as the moderator asks, "Would it upset you if someone congratulated Mamdani in a tweet?"

Establishment dem leaders be like congrats to the blue jays, mariners, and brewers on a great season

2025 Projection Showdown: OOPSY vs Depth Charts wOBA Forecasts — A Review Which system proved closer?

RotoGraphs: 2025 Projection Showdown: OOPSY vs Depth Charts wOBA Forecasts — A Review fantasy.fangraphs.com/2025-project...

Seeing Steamer released the first week of November before I had my own projection system to update:

hell yeah, way to go guys

Seeing Steamer released in the first week of November now:

seriously, what the hell guys

Let’s Scout the Players Coming Over From Asia We kick off our next prospect list cycle with an update on pro players in foreign leagues.

Let’s Scout the Players Coming Over From Asia blogs.fangraphs.com/lets-scout-t...