Shear Joy

Red hair dye, some styling gel, and somebody's giant beard. I want to make it into a heart for Valentine's Day.

No horny post today, I just hope you all have a wonderful Valentine's day!

*leaves bite marks on your ass*

Cum-araderie

I'll make a space for you under my desk, complete with leash holder

I can't draw nsfw art without beating my meat. Maybe I need a cock cage to stop myself...

Libido Low (for now)

So bored that beating my meat even feels hollow

Bouncing on it in the barber chair

Whatever part of your body has the dentist hair, I want to touch it

I only like transformation in specific contexts

The amount of money I would spend on a setup to run a high detail barbership VR simulator is probably too much

Armpit taste test, line up men

If you want to put a cock cage on me while I'm sleeping I won't be mad, but good luck catching my dick while it's fully flaccid. This thing is active 90% of the time

I'll cut you a deal, you let me take you down to a mustache, and I'll take a week off of work for you to use me until I break, okay?

I'm not going to say I prefer to be naked 100% of the time, but I'm about to shred this long sleeve shirt off of me if it doesn't get taken off soon

If an artist draws an NSFW piece, and makes a hairy and non hairy version of the art, you can bet that I'm going to imagine that I bounced on it, trimmed them down, and then bounced on it again

Smash or pass the concept of winter

I pray that when I find a new artist and I'm going through their art, that they have enough notifications that they don't notice how many pieces that I've liked all at once...

into the woods (to fuck)

*braids your shoulder hair*

Remembering an old cooworker that used to look at furry porn on their lunch in the room with everyone... Like, me too dude, but maybe not in front of all your cooworkers?

"He got a beard, well, I'm tryna wet it" Cardi B was so real for that 🙏

You have nipples, but are they seductive?

Bearded Dragons ⛔️🥱
Dragons with Beards ✅️🥵

Oh no, I'm tangled in your body hair! I guess I just have to stay here. Just put a jacket over me, nobody will notice

Current Mood: Pit Jungle

Where are the sheep+bear fursona hybrids?

Is belly button fucking something you can actually do or is it purely in a fantasy space?

I need a group of twunk loving Fantasy Dwarves in my life