Linus Closs

"if you give us a photo of your driver's license, you can jerk off to our LLM" is somehow their best idea so far on how to monetize

New Yesavage City

you either die a woke leftist or you live long enough to say something completely insane about sex work

it ought to be interesting to see how everything shakes out

I never celebrate a persons death, I hate celebrating.

not enough people are saying Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo! Ring a dong! hop along! Fal lal the willow! Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!

You should smoke a cigar while recording the ep

I really don’t think the media is gonna correctly talk about CTE making people violent. I always remember the Chris Benoit stuff was like “I think he had roid rage” and today they are framing it like “NFL Player blames NFL for CTE” I mean, I think he got the CTE in the NFL.

Timothy Treadwell would have been at Jan 6 if the bear hadn’t gotten him

I don't know how you'd measure something like this, but I strongly believe the Liberal Party of Canada to be the luckiest political party of all time. Party of Kramers. Do nothing. Succeed for no reason. Fall ass backwards into votes.

YouTube video by WWE Big E + Goldberg = BIG MEATY MEN SLAPPIN’ MEAT. #Goldberg25

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shooting an AI yeti cooler like one of those scrap cars they let you blast with a full auto AK for $100

I'll miss David Lynch a lot

What is the charge? Writing a post? An innocent online post?

The best YouTube short genre that come up on my feed lately is “a middle aged bearded guy with the most clockable autism you ever saw pitching a novel woodworking tool”

the world's hottest pepper is the jalapeno pepper. this spicy ingredient is included in dishes the world over, but you'd better order a glass of milk on the side – not to mention a bottle of pepto-bismol

Luigi Mangione in orange jumpsuit in the center of the frame, flanked by law enforcement officers, his hands are clasped and bound in front of him he looks off to the side pensively, seriously does this guy just not photograph poorly at all?

"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'."
"Okay, now don't be mad but..."

the jackass crew making ehren drive the Sorcerer truck over the bridge and throwing firecrackers at him

Sometimes it feels like we live in the movie idiocracy starring Luke Wilson and Dax Shepard

That’s sad, judging someone without knowing them or their situation and letting them die is some pretty fucked up stuff.

Luigi walking into Rikers like

bashar al-assad won't read your posts celebrating his downfall, but all your friends who have deployed chemical weapons against children might. watch what you say and remember, be best.

I love how often I see this stupid fake gadget. Does this really farm clicks that much

This has to be one of my favorite scenes in The Sopranos