Jo Hearn

A digital illustration shows a hand with an earbud cord appearing to inject into it. Next to it, a phone displays a song on Spotify titled "Crawl Back To My Coffin" by Dayseeker.

me since friday:

after owning one direction condoms in like 2012, this is a full circle moment really 😂

also pls, seeing people on twitter freaking out over this as if harry wasn't singing about busting inside louis in 2012

he's a little freak and we love him for it

so incredibly honoured to see that this man has become my legacy here 😌

don't worry fam, I got the lube AND the vibe, review coming soon 🍒

GIRLS I BOUGHT BOTH THE VIBRATOR AND THE LUBE LMAOFJFIOSDNNDMFMD

to be a swamp witch, living as one with the pack of cormorans 😌

I was THE rubber ducky 😌

AHHHH IT'S PERFECTTTTTTT

pretty giiiiirl <3

OOMF TO IRL DAY

IM ABOUT TO SQUISH MY WIFE @xkirstyreadsx.bsky.social IN 20MIN YOU GUYS

Hell is empty,
And all the devils are here.

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GIRL I-

a man is crying with a tear running down his face . ALT: a man is crying with a tear running down his face .

catch me ugly sob at how bad I just fumbled my oral exam, effectively ruining my whole degree average.

✨️ at least the semester is over (and so am I) ✨️

god I love my etsy witch. hope she pulls through this time too.

survival mode so bad, I've basically not spoken for the past week. need to persevere for 9 more days.

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KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.

With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.

You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.

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Lily Hearn

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due to personal reasons, i will be disappearing into a cave

i have not read in well over a week bc my brain feels like soup. and trying to do anything even remotely productive is like trying to eat said soup with a fork.

sorry I've been distant, I've been busy perfecting the fine art of pushing people away by hiding in my own little cave of burnout and doom.

my laptop is playing up on me and I might actually lose my mind 😃

[don't mind me, I'm just on my 8th day of 13h long shifts and I feel subhuman]

the em dash has grown in popularity over the last 20 years or so and is thus over represented in the data sets they trained the fraud machine on and now we are supposed to tell people to stop using them because they were finding them useful, it's idiocy all the way down

me: writing is my place of comfort.

me: I am going to write a book that is so discomforting...

is this telepathic bc SAME

you (in)directly calling me a fucko did something to me

like, in a good way

do you think you could take a werewolf 70% yes 30% no in a fight? 8% yes 91.9% no

can I join bc same

desperately clinging to the prospects of my London/Cardiff/Bristol trip as a fix for my sanity as I slowly lose it bc of burnout 🙂🤙

T-25 days ✨️

twitter is down

life feels too full and too empty at the same time. work and postgrad takes all my time, my hobbies are gathering dust, and my friends feel like echoes. I'm so busy surviving I forgot what living feels like. I miss making things. I miss my people. I miss me.