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I think at some point we have to stop indulging the fiction that conservatism is a legitimate political tendency and isn't simply a grievance cult for those who value the ability to enact cruelty over their literal basic needs.

03.06.2025 05:24 — 👍 3875    🔁 1030    💬 65    📌 50

i think it’s best to include the GMT timezone in event announcements than whatever the fuck ET or PT is

everyone knows their timezone and can count up to 12 in their head, yet no one outside of america knows wtf ET is

05.03.2025 08:22 — 👍 260    🔁 38    💬 23    📌 5

The Duolingo Owl has crawled out of his grave. He will now teach users Kadåzuloth, the dark tongue of the underworld

25.02.2025 17:24 — 👍 404    🔁 52    💬 16    📌 1
13.02.2025 16:59 — 👍 2223    🔁 750    💬 3    📌 7
 A screenshot of a Twitter/X exchange. Elon Musk (@elonmusk) tweets: "One of the first things Hitler did upon gaining power was apply aggressive censorship." The tweet has 1.1K replies, 1.7K retweets, 14K likes, and 346K views. Below, a user named "punished evan loves worf" (@eeesssjjj) replies with a single word: "cisgender."

Below the reply, a notification from X states: "Visibility limited: this Post may violate X’s rules against Hateful Conduct," with a "Learn more" link. The interface follows X's standard dark theme, with Elon Musk’s profile picture showing him speaking on stage with an American flag in the background.

A screenshot of a Twitter/X exchange. Elon Musk (@elonmusk) tweets: "One of the first things Hitler did upon gaining power was apply aggressive censorship." The tweet has 1.1K replies, 1.7K retweets, 14K likes, and 346K views. Below, a user named "punished evan loves worf" (@eeesssjjj) replies with a single word: "cisgender." Below the reply, a notification from X states: "Visibility limited: this Post may violate X’s rules against Hateful Conduct," with a "Learn more" link. The interface follows X's standard dark theme, with Elon Musk’s profile picture showing him speaking on stage with an American flag in the background.

17.02.2025 06:27 — 👍 10762    🔁 2206    💬 82    📌 53
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"Bocchi the Rock!" Season 2 announced.

Teaser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z5nOlwq9XU

Director: Yuusuke Yamamoto
Script: Erika Yoshida
Character Design: Kerorira/Keito Oda
Production: CloverWorks

https://anilist.co/anime/186712/Bocchi-the-Rock-2nd-Season/ - #ぼっち・ざ・ろっく

15.02.2025 11:51 — 👍 337    🔁 164    💬 1    📌 85
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Just sealed some idiot within my crystal

31.01.2025 20:51 — 👍 11636    🔁 3137    💬 151    📌 141

Internet user whose computer is possessed by a demon: yeah so there's teeth coming out of the CPU socket and the graphics card fans start saying "hail satan" when temperatures are over 70 degrees

Linux Guy: You should install Linux.

12.01.2025 00:30 — 👍 3400    🔁 538    💬 114    📌 47

Here is the ideal Gundam watch order:
-Witch from Mercury
-We Know the Devil
-Turn A Gundam
-Heaven Will be Mine
-Code Geass
-Gurren Lagann
-The entiretiy of Halimade's twitter account
-Evangelion
-Final Fantasy XIV Shadowbringers: Sorrows of Werlyt
-Mobile Suit Gundam '79

30.01.2025 17:34 — 👍 137    🔁 32    💬 5    📌 0
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Did Elon Actually Do A Nazi Salute? Here’s What We Know Yes

Did Elon Actually Do A Nazi Salute? Here’s What We Know

hard-drive.net/hd/politics/...

29.01.2025 15:15 — 👍 1488    🔁 310    💬 21    📌 17

вот они 4 часа сна

24.01.2025 11:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

мой мозг увидел слово "осу" и подумал про osu...

24.01.2025 11:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The last 10 years of my life have largely been watching as everything I get told I'm overreacting about that "can't happen" happens

22.01.2025 15:27 — 👍 110    🔁 26    💬 2    📌 0

i dont wanna work i wanna lay my head in a girls lap as she codes and talks to me about her special interest

22.01.2025 12:17 — 👍 76    🔁 24    💬 4    📌 1
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Задорнов был прав

20.01.2025 17:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is worse than just shutting it down. Enshittified.

20.01.2025 15:00 — 👍 604    🔁 287    💬 9    📌 0

Chinese folks are just living their lives and dealing with their own bullshit. We are all being brutally exploited by global capitalism. XHS is not inherently better than FB, X, or Insta just because its Chinese. All the tech bros in the world want to make you into a product for their algorithms.

15.01.2025 19:44 — 👍 232    🔁 72    💬 2    📌 1

china won't get my data because i bought everyone's data on some sketchy russian forum and i am going to pretend to be someone else. dart landed on arizona so i live there now

14.01.2025 23:08 — 👍 329    🔁 9    💬 6    📌 0
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I think about this Tumblr post sometimes

07.01.2025 17:58 — 👍 3999    🔁 1762    💬 39    📌 43
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Я запросил у твиттера полный архив моих данных (думал поиграться потом с LLM чтобы сгенерировать какую-нибудь смешную статистику по полутора десятилетиям что я там)

Он пыжился два дня формируя для меня загрузку, и наконец дал линк

На pdf-файл

Представляю его вашему вниманию

07.01.2025 12:08 — 👍 64    🔁 4    💬 5    📌 1
Crazy that we are only 3650 energy drinks away from 2026

Crazy that we are only 3650 energy drinks away from 2026

06.01.2025 19:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Two characters from Hello, Melancholic, one is playing bass while the other gives her a cute loving hug

Two characters from Hello, Melancholic, one is playing bass while the other gives her a cute loving hug

Two girls about to exchange a passionnate kiss, sitting on the ground, one wearing a dress, her hand in the other's hair, while the other leans toward her

Two girls about to exchange a passionnate kiss, sitting on the ground, one wearing a dress, her hand in the other's hair, while the other leans toward her

Lesbian couple about to kiss, one holding the other's face, while the other has a hand on her lower back and a lollypop on her right hand

Lesbian couple about to kiss, one holding the other's face, while the other has a hand on her lower back and a lollypop on her right hand

Two girls kissing, standing
The first one wears tights with skulls on them, big shoes, black skirt, crop top, black hair on her shoulders
The other one grabs the first one's face to kiss her, also wearing a skirt, no tights, big sneakers, longer hair falling down her back

Two girls kissing, standing The first one wears tights with skulls on them, big shoes, black skirt, crop top, black hair on her shoulders The other one grabs the first one's face to kiss her, also wearing a skirt, no tights, big sneakers, longer hair falling down her back

🌸 Happy New Year lesbians 🌸

01.01.2025 11:53 — 👍 2962    🔁 744    💬 21    📌 6
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Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.

I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.

25.12.2024 18:18 — 👍 8905    🔁 4577    💬 382    📌 684
The American right: Lets spend
50 years packing the courts with
freaks and demons who can't be
removed

American liberals: *Let's

Ryan Boyd
12:20 PM - 01 Dec 21 - Twitter Web App

The American right: Lets spend 50 years packing the courts with freaks and demons who can't be removed American liberals: *Let's Ryan Boyd 12:20 PM - 01 Dec 21 - Twitter Web App

Even more true today.

01.01.2025 06:10 — 👍 493    🔁 97    💬 2    📌 3

if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost

your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive

26.12.2024 12:03 — 👍 22039    🔁 28791    💬 224    📌 313

этот год был непростым

31.12.2024 22:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I assume the second paragraph of the bluesky email is a typo but it *is* very funny

30.12.2024 01:45 — 👍 687    🔁 107    💬 16    📌 1
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Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas

24.12.2024 11:26 — 👍 6889    🔁 3175    💬 42    📌 34

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