Jason

That feeling when you realize you have to keep one extra remote just to control the volume

It’s gutting

It's amazing that Dick Cheney was able to live 12 years with a human heart.

Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest

Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest https://theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-andrew-begging-on-street-for-child-to-molest/

Well, rarely anyway

"I love abortion and birth control and immigrants and trans ppl and community and kindness and having fun"

If you disagree, instead of whining about it just unfollow me.

Studios Enter Bidding War Over Napkin Stephen King Wrote ‘Ghoul’ On LOS ANGELES—Anticipating the project could be the biggest horror hit of the decade, film studios were reportedly locked in a bidding war Friday over a napkin Stephen King had written the word “Ghoul” ...

Studios Enter Bidding War Over Napkin Stephen King Wrote ‘Ghoul’ On

according to the liberation newspaper, documents dating back to a 2014 inspection by the French National Agency for the Security of Computer Systems reported a staggering detail: "the password of the louvre's video surveillance server was simply " louvre. "

the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

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Paul, you do know ghosts aren't real, right

Your chilly sneer
Of cold command
Your trunkless legs
Upon the sand
Once awed the Persian, Turk,
And Damascene

A pedastal
Beside your smirk
Proclaims “Look up,
You lazy jerk!
Behold the mighty work
Of great
Jolene.”

Who did this?

As a recent-ish non-drinker, I feel this deeply

@lauramac95.bsky.social

A stop sign. Under the stop sign, another, red rectangular, sign is affixed. It says "Actually stop. Like, for real."

Someone in my neighborhood got FED. UP.

Cursed Videotape Kills Anyone Who Swallows It Whole

Cursed Videotape Kills Anyone Who Swallows It Whole

This is art

Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro"

Education is the enemy of fascism.

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could we all just agree to keep acting like he's dead from now on, no matter what, can we Sixth Sense him please

There is a zero percent chance Trump’s playlist includes Bowie

Would be a great start to the long weekend though

People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.

*gently to my cat*: you cant be a little fucker. You have to be good. No more being a little fucker.

*My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near

they say we all float down here, and we float very strongly, and a lot of people are saying we float at levels that have never been seen before

What a burden to be old enough to know who Dean Cain is

For a second I thought this post said "Dean and Bakula" and that you were talking about Quantum Leap for some reason

MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry