Do I know anyone shit hot at photoshop who could do me a favour?
11.01.2026 21:00 β π 8 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0@benpartridge.bsky.social
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Do I know anyone shit hot at photoshop who could do me a favour?
11.01.2026 21:00 β π 8 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0White man with brown tousled hair lit by blue and pink lights. He is squashing his own face in mental agony. An Avatar poster is seen behind him (related)
White man with brown tousled hair lit by blue and pink lights. He is squashing his own face in mental agony. An Avatar poster is seen behind him (related)
@benpartridge.bsky.social after seeing "Avatar: Fire and Ash"
31.12.2025 11:49 β π 29 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0love starting a carol with "god rest ye merry gentlemen, let nothing ye dismay", it's the equivalent of starting a phone call with "okay so it's all fine, DON'T freak out"
19.12.2025 11:39 β π 218 π 62 π¬ 7 π 3As the Whamageddon discourse once again rears its ugly head, a reminder that @benpartridge.bsky.social already figured this one out.
01.12.2025 15:00 β π 24 π 6 π¬ 0 π 2New newsletter here! open.substack.com/pub/benjamin...
05.11.2025 18:59 β π 27 π 1 π¬ 5 π 1Thanks Justin!
25.10.2025 23:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Brilliant.
24.10.2025 23:27 β π 15 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0This is such a nice way to spend 15 minutes. Very funny and strangely sweet.
24.10.2025 16:30 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Ideal development for the short-film-hungry.
23.10.2025 09:24 β π 43 π 4 π¬ 1 π 1Thank you!
22.10.2025 13:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Very kind GHC! Thanks for your input 2 years ago!
21.10.2025 12:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My short film DADDY SUPERIOR is now on Youtube!
Featuring:
@mikewozniak.bsky.social
@chriscantrill.bsky.social
@sammytdobson.bsky.social
@amygledhill.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY2x...
Beef
06.10.2025 01:42 β π 54 π 4 π¬ 5 π 1My name is David Piss
06.10.2025 01:05 β π 16 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0Icklewick FM
03.10.2025 16:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thanks Richard - I spoke to her yesterday and it sounds ideal.
26.09.2025 10:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thanks Richard! I have another thing to record this month and I'l look into Suzanne.
25.09.2025 13:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hello! I'm looking for somewhere to record an upcoming @beefanddairy.bsky.social episode. It's basically an audio drama but I am wondering if it's possible for me not to hire a £££ studio for the day and instead hire a room somewhere in London where I can use my own kit. Any ideas?
25.09.2025 09:57 β π 6 π 4 π¬ 3 π 0New episode out today! It's our live commemoration of the third anniversary of the death of Queen Elizabeth II.
Feat:
@sueharrison123.bsky.social
@mikeshephard.bsky.social
Sammy Dobson
@atomcrowley.bsky.social
@linneasage.bsky.social
Mike Wozniak
Thanks to @greigarjohnson.bsky.social for vids!
There used to be lots of websites where you could download Youtube videos in high quality easily (and, I'd imagine, illegally) but they don't seem to exist or work anymore. Anyone have a recommendation?
04.09.2025 11:28 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 11 π 0Thanks! But sorry, I'm not a COMPUTER HACKER. (I have no idea what I'm looking at here!)
04.09.2025 12:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0There used to be lots of websites where you could download Youtube videos in high quality easily (and, I'd imagine, illegally) but they don't seem to exist or work anymore. Anyone have a recommendation?
04.09.2025 11:28 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 11 π 0I promise I'll start making some episodes that aren't about diseased cow arses soon.
26.08.2025 14:08 β π 30 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Great article about the past and future of podcasting: defector.com/the-future-o...
22.08.2025 16:17 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
22.08.2025 09:19 β π 24899 π 7112 π¬ 265 π 481Here me out: a Trevor and Simon Waiting For Godot.
14.08.2025 11:36 β π 24 π 4 π¬ 2 π 1Just sent out a newsletter. Newsletter Number Thirteen open.substack.com/pub/benjamin...
08.08.2025 17:50 β π 23 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Come to Beef and Dairy LIVE in London! (or stream it if you live in Cape Town or similar)
07.08.2025 13:59 β π 21 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Video of one of our live shows at this year's Machynlleth Comedy Festival is now up over on our Patreon for Sean Bean tier members.
Here's a clip: Ben tunes his banjo.
patreon.com/threebeansalad