Professor K.

Niggas will bite all over your dick talking about “I’m eating it up” yea shark-boy stop leaving bite marks all over my dick #blackgaysky #addtogaysky you megalodon ass nigga

Omg the intro to cut em off @lizzobeeating.bsky.social 😭😂 #addtoblacksky

I’m not kissing a man with some thin ass lips 👄.

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I hate when uber drivers say “oh I know a short cut” cause sir please follow the gps‼️Got me thinking I’m getting ready to be on a episode of first 48

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Alright real talk where tf my taxes at ? @IRS 😒

On a level of Buck, how are we feeling today ? I’m a 6 😒 #petsky #cutiepatotee

When I first read this I thought you said Disney channel dropped some timeless hits and for a second I was like ….you know what 🤔 HELL YEA🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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Hullllll 🙄 Another day at planet fitness another day of seeing some old white mans 2 inch dick #tomatotomatoo🍅

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And one mo thang before I close my eyes tonight … when they say “Happy wife, happy life” I’m the wife bitch 😐. Cause I’ll flip all this shit over

Do start low, I also like to smoke (weed) while doing it it just enhances the high. I’ve never had a bad trip except for the one time when I got hit by a car and had a concussion. 🫶🏿🫶🏿shrooms are fun

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I’m ngl cheetah girls clears HSM and sky high but twitches is giving them a run for they money

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Niggas really do just be talking 😭😭cause have you seen a gorilla’s neck ?

And I definitely didn’t see you pick me up a carton either 🥚

Looking at these reskeets …. Y’all some horny freaky nasty fucks … but also 57 years 🫤

I’m already doing the student loan one 🫡

I hate when yall reskeet something that yall own skeets that yall aint even let breathe on the SL forreal. And it be having like 5 likes…let mfs see it first gahdamn

But be scared to eat a lil butt 🙄. Boy put the mint chocolate on my butt and stuff ya face😒 I call that ice and cake style . 😏

Reason number one and two why I don’t believe the general public when it comes to good/bad albums #megantheestallion #latto

MeganTheeStallion: Me:

Take a screenshot and see what comes

Bring back the 60$ concerts 😩. I wanna be outside back to back to back this summer.

Looking like a celibacy year.

Damn she announced the tour???? Y’all don’t tell me NOTHIN

Me in the mirror #cutelilbooty

And your new body thank you now for choosing to do what you didn’t want to do to get the desires you want

The way I busted out laughing seeing this

Reminder 💚

POV you’re linking with the neighborhood content creator but the camera eats first #addtoblackgaysky #addtoblacksky