quippy bronson

I am not saying that I am fully on this app so much as I miss all y'all that left

This week I get to go home to CA for my best friend’s son being born and I am just full of joy 🥹 she’s asked me to be in the room for when she poops on the table and I’m honored

Seething that I was looking up coastal sustainability initiatives and the sponsored ad was for Exxon. In what fucking world do they see themselves as the future of sustainability? Bro you are the evil the world needs saving from

They're really going to try and Duolingo this shit

The thing about this app is I can’t find anyone on it from twitter cuz everyone here is using their real names. Like excuse me, where is Dr. Dumbass and karl marx (taylor’s version)??

The only time it’s acceptable to wear American flag swim trunks is when a dyke does it

The interns don’t know what GTL is. Help

***Dissertation Study Invite!***
If you were a grad student at the University of Minnesota at any point between Feb 2020 and Aug 2021, I want to hear from you! (1/6)

Were teslas not born with turn signals? I’ve yet to see one use them

Had to move the Bluesky app on my screen to the place where X was. I dislike change and need something blue in that corner