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@carykingdom.bsky.social

"His mind wanders." -First-grade parent teacher conference Writer of games, theater, a few tv competition shows, and LARP. Opinions expressed are solely my own or those of my houseplants. (He/Him)

150 Followers  |  42 Following  |  121 Posts  |  Joined: 01.08.2023  |  2.1102

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D'oh!

07.08.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think any search terms give a wider variety of adorable-to-terrifying than "dollmaking accessories."

"Aww, look at these hats for rubber duckies... and EYELESS CHILDREN'S HEADS."

03.08.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Finished my husband’s #MtG box. He plays blue-black from the Murders at Karlov Manor set which reads steampunk so I decided to do gears and copper verdigris.

30.07.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A fun interaction while comparing old cosplays.

27.07.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mom: Does the mirror look dirty to you?

Me: I didn't see a mirror. But I like your new painting of the mud fields at the battle of the Somme.

Mom: ... Fuck you.

27.07.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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❀️

21.07.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I think my mom's house should be safe now.

#Superman #Krypto #RescueDog @jamesgunn.bsky.social

21.07.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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UPDATE:

NATURE'S. SLOWEST. BIRD.

18.07.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw a trailer for the new "Cat in the Hat" animated movie and might have screamed "RHYME, YOU COWARDS!" in a crowded theater.

17.07.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unless it's a "secret world that human protagonist discovers" style fantasy, I don't personally see a reason to add humans to the mix.

17.07.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Huh, I guess @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social was right. πŸ¦‰

16.07.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thank you, Habitica and Finch productivity apps, for these perfect layups.

15.07.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A creek is no kingdom, but it's still pretty cool. β›²

12.07.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Weird things are happening.

28.06.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As the author read to the end of the post, his smile became a taut line of fury.

27.06.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 304    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3
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And her next vehicles commander won't have to!

21.06.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Netflix's library is becoming anemic compared to the other streamers.

With the studios creating all their own services β€” and every original series getting cancelled after a season β€” you're scrolling through a pile of stunted stories that will never see an ending.

20.06.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I went to Griffith Park (Los Angeles) yesterday. No snack/drink carts. No one selling flowers. Playgrounds normally full of laughing children nearly empty, just a handful of white people.

They've weakened diversity in this little slice of the world, and it is a colder, sadder place.

14.06.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching a grandma take a rubber bullet to her trachea: "we just don't have the full context"

11.06.2025 06:16 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yeah, I don't have anyone blocked, and its showing blocked for me too.

12.06.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Then: "I will walk 20 miles before I use a segregated bus system."

Now: "I'll wear a rainbow, but don't expect me to eat at a different fast-food chain or forgo any children's wizard consumer products."

07.06.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Objection, your honor. Offsides."

"Sustained. Counsel will step back five yards. Repeat third question."

07.06.2025 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
30.05.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

These were fantastic

25.05.2025 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do! Green leaves for most counters, orange for Finality!

25.05.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Update: The Bats have fallen, only Squirrels, Rabbits, Frogs and Raccoons remain.

24.05.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Big tip for writing in English: Don't repeat the same word in close proximity unless you're doing it on purpose to make a comparison.

"Use the blue button, not the red button." βœ…

"I buttoned my shirt and pushed the button on the elevator." ❌

14.05.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Buddies

14.05.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What if people challenged each others' disdain for things as much as they did their enjoyment of them?

"You hate Nickelback? Name two of their songs."

29.04.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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