Nothing that happened today was on my bingo card, cause how? But it all should have been, cause now

Is this where I register my primordial scream into to void?
Aaaaaaaarrrrrrhhggghhhh

Charlie on the MTA. Act local.

So ICE is rounding up people with photo ops galore. How many pics we gonna see of CEOs who allowed their companies to hire undocumented folks being cuffed and stuffed?
My guess is 0000000.

Thank you. Seriously. I needed that

Don't forget about $1 gas

So some folks saying respect the office are the same ones who spent the last four years disrespecting the office. Same as it ever was

Notes from BFE...my local news just did a segment on coyote mating season (now), and what you should know...
So I've got that going for me

Anyone else have That coworker who watches wildly inappropriate videos with the volume blasting while they're sitting next to you in the break room. I'm just trying to chill for 10 minutes, not listen to all that...smh.

Scenes from the maga heartland:
Today, I listened to 2 coworkers who are very trumpy complaining about having to pay rent for their govt housing apartments. But She was a socialist. Ummm...
My tounge has a permanent crease from my biting it.

Just don't read it for the first time at the zoo. Made that mistake 🤔

I don't eat rice Krispies anymore because they sound too much like me getting out of my chair 😆

Just heard a radio ad from a local gun shop suggesting they are your one stop shop for holiday gifts. I am Not anti-gun. I own several firearms, but is gifting someone an AR-15 REALLY the best way to celebrate the birth of the Prince of Peace?

This is my fuzzy orange death monster-reaper of rodent souls and warrior queen of her kingdom

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the armadillo that it Could be done.

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny

I once stood in line at Walmart at midnight to buy the latest Harry Potter for 8 Middle School kids. Caught some flack, but if a kid wants to read a really thick book, I'm going to facilitate that.

Every once in a while I still have a wild rumpus. I still love that book.

Si vous plait, aprivious moi.
The English translation isn't quite right, but yes that book sticks.

I was about 8, at the babysitter's house sitting on the back stoop reading C S Lewis and balling my eyes out. She called my mother cause I was crying. Mom asked if I was reading and told her that if I was, I was fine.
I was raised by readers.

Read the actual Grimm's at about 8. Gruesome and pretty violent. Prepared me for adulthood way better than Disney

Curious...why?

The Place Where The Sidewalk Ends.
The Lorax.
Two of my favorites. And the latter made me an environmentalist at age six.

At 56 I still re-read some of the children's books I was read as a child. Five O'clock Charlie. The Rootabega Stories. The Just So Stories.

I call mine the fuzzy orange death monster lol. I love cats. I was basically raised by cats. Cats are great, but they can be assholes.

I was voted Most Likely to Overthrow The Government. Now I cook at a gas station. Just biding my time though. No one suspects the cubby grey haired old lady.

Reading out loud to each other...

It was taught in 2nd or 3rd grade in MA I believe. I know I got in trouble for using cursive in 1st grade since I wasn't supposed to know it yet.
I taught myself in kindergarten because I was worried they wouldn't teach it in school.
Yes, I was That kid