heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show
09.02.2026 01:34 — 👍 7671 🔁 1645 💬 42 📌 33@lasrina.bsky.social
She/her. Looks like she’d know where the Parmesan cheese is.
heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show
09.02.2026 01:34 — 👍 7671 🔁 1645 💬 42 📌 33hey, I've been planning on it since I heard about y'all's shower.
09.02.2026 01:10 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fanfiction doesn’t exist to be “good” it exists because something went horribly wrong with you while you were watching a tv show and you’re gripped by madness
08.02.2026 02:52 — 👍 1540 🔁 821 💬 6 📌 0That is fricking glorious though.
09.02.2026 00:42 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Do you love the color of the sk— [is immediately dragged off camera by an angry Tumblr mob]
09.02.2026 00:42 — 👍 39 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s “we hate it so much that Bad Bunny is playing the Super Bowl that we’re having our OWN show” which, now that I think of it, is why it’s giving off such “don’t go to that sinful prom/Halloween party, come to the one at church, it’s going to be super awesome” vibes.
09.02.2026 00:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve just bought his book on the strength of how much his feed makes me laugh.
09.02.2026 00:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0…oh. OH. Oh dear.
09.02.2026 00:28 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think “niche market consumers aren’t as stupid as you think” is the fundamental thing that everybody who tries to get into a “disruptor” market fails to understand.
09.02.2026 00:22 — 👍 50 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Chappell Bone playing on the Puppy Bowl. It’s a puppy chewing on a blue and orange puffy thing
Don’t know who needs to hear this but one of the puppies on the Puppy Bowl this year is named Chappell Bone
08.02.2026 19:29 — 👍 4486 🔁 1000 💬 25 📌 50Including Kid Rock
08.02.2026 16:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s the ones who DRESSED UP for a rock concert that kill me.
08.02.2026 16:38 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Right?? As soon as he moved to take off the jacket I was like, oh, honey, you’ve already taken too long for that to be cool, just retire.
08.02.2026 15:56 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Every time I look at her in any context, I think of that post about her marrying the most ambitious man at Yale and having to pretend she likes Kid Rock as a direct result.
08.02.2026 15:53 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0okay hear me out
08.02.2026 14:41 — 👍 104 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0This is also happening to me this week, and I’m so sorry.
08.02.2026 15:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Something something every neurospicy kid’s equally neurospicy parent telling them that everybody struggles with that and you just have to push through it.
08.02.2026 15:48 — 👍 105 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 0And yet you can be arsed to switch the entire machines… why are we like this.
08.02.2026 15:46 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I try not to boost stuff that’s bad for purposes of mockery, because that’s still giving it airtime.
I’m making an exception for this.
apparently it is feeding sweetcorn to the dog
08.02.2026 14:14 — 👍 181 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0Once we had a barbecue at my folks’ place and a little girl who couldn’t have been more than five grabbed her brother and said “Follow me. I have found shelter where we will be safe and warm.” (Mom later found them in the master bedroom, jumping on the bed.) 30 years later, we still talk about that.
08.02.2026 14:08 — 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0so I'm sitting here and my 1 yo is playing quietly on the floor and the 3 yo walks up to him and goes "come, brother, let us return to our wicked ways!"
08.02.2026 13:54 — 👍 531 🔁 37 💬 20 📌 7El problema es el capitalismo, ¡no las leyes inmutables de la física!
08.02.2026 02:06 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But you’re so good at everything else!
07.02.2026 21:12 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Never had to do it with a toddler, but have done the “try to keep them still” thing with puppies and do not recommend
07.02.2026 21:12 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Did you get the “go knock on doors” thing? Which my dad didn’t realize was bad advice until I asked what would happen if a rando walked into his office off the street and he said he’d call security?
07.02.2026 20:45 — 👍 65 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We truly all have the same scars.
07.02.2026 20:42 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Lord have mercy - that and "You're smart enough to do this, you just need to apply yourself."
07.02.2026 20:19 — 👍 115 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0Yeah, I don’t know why it took me so long to figure this out!
07.02.2026 16:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The dearest, naughtiest, sassiest, most beautiful little corgi.
Hey all, i’m so sorry to tell you I had to say goodbye to Gigi, the grand Princess Gigila Corgila Fluffila Puppila a.k.a. Girldog, last night. It was time and it was peaceful and she got a proper sendoff from her adoring fans at the vet. Please do something your dog loves, in her honor.
07.02.2026 15:12 — 👍 346 🔁 16 💬 0 📌 0