DavidNelsonNM

As everyone knows, Habeas Corpus is Bad Bunny’s backing band. Duh.

To slightly twist an old saying, we now know what these folks are. Just the haggling over their price remains.

Senator Sewer Gas? Ha.

Damn. And worse, you’ll still have to unpack when you get back right?

The National Guard Meals On Wheels is gonna need more wheels …

Heard the saying, “Throw a rock in a pack of dogs … the one that yelps is the one that got hit”?

This one is yelping HARD.

Not to mention that chances are the two teams in the MAC game you’re betting on only joined the conference like, 2 hours ago.

I know Kevin remembers that MacArthur & Patton “won” the battle of The Bonus Army in 1932 … 😉

If the Arizona Cardinals lose this game & I’m the coach … I cut that damn fool running back immediately. Then make him walk home.

But on the bright side, the preorder price was like 10 cents.

We also have two 8-year old guinea birds, whose names are (wait for it) … Mr & Mrs Guinea. What I lack in imagination I more than make up for with consistency. 😀

Picture of 2 young turkeys standing in front of a storm door, cause that’s where the people went. Very social. Between 18 to 30 inches tall.

Happy Saturday from the baby Rez turkeys! Not quite 4 months old but growing like weeds. Mrs Turkey on the left, Mr on the right. And they’re safe from Thanksgiving, no worries. They are of the Heritage Standard Bronze variety.

Cowardly News Network

“Presidents just wanna have fun you know!”

“The Proud And The Restless”

- a new CBS soap spinoff

Tried to slip that “military arrest authority” in there I see. Don’t recall having civil police abilities when I served, but maybe I missed a staff meeting.

The 49ers could’ve lost that game 3 times in the 4th (at least) but the Rams kept turning back into the Lambs all night.

(And I’m out here watching the family sheep flock so I know of what I speak. 😁)

Visited cardiology today to get my holter monitor put on. No, not a halter top. A holter monitor records your heart, in my case, for the next 14 days. I have known aFib this is to see how skippy the heart is.

Might make other hearts race in a halter top, who knows. 😉

At least you don’t insult yourself every morning when you look in the mirror cause that would be no respect, no respect at all … sorry? Oh.

Trained mentats > trained AI

One of my favorite parts of “WarGames” is when Dabney Coleman curses out the general, who replies with a bemused look:

“Why, I’m disappointed sir … man of your education and all.”

Funny how if we had a real war one day this “Whites Only” administration would gladly first draft POC, women, and yes - beardos.

No worries, I’m sure Fox News will dub in the applause & laugh tracks on the Trump Military Debacle speeches before rebroadcast.

Now might be a good time for Democrats to remind people that when they return to power they will not hesitate to prosecute people who murder civilians.

The Whores of Saudi Arabia.

Don’t look for the movie on the Comedy Channel.

This meeting should have a Looney Tunes backdrop instead of a flag.

Just want to live long enough to see Hegseth reach the end of his rope. Figuratively & literally. (It would be a first … 😉)

So we should get rid of planes cause drones are the future, and also need more battleships. Sure, sounds like a coherent plan.

Neither “speech” gives me the feeling that things are going well at the 5-Sided Funny Farm. Pure partisan politics, especially rambling or drunk, generally don’t play with this audience.

There are old 15-watt lightbulbs that are brighter than Pete Hegseth.

Aim to be the PITA team in the league. Generally speaking.