John Birmingham

This is why you’re also my favorite

Hard agree.

No. Just the bill

Jeebus. Lucky I didn’t see this before I went!

This is why Lew is my favourite.

I went to the dentist today. I am very brave.

Haha. I must have read your book aloud 1000+ times to my kids.

Lift your fuckin’ game, cunt.

A crispy pile of fries and a burger wrapped in red-and-white paper, a can of craft beer, and The Saturday Paper, suggesting the owner plans to balance carbs with current affairs in the most Australian way possible. Also, JB’s wife might be elsewhere

Just me, living like an old fashioned gent.

Deep cut

A tin of beer

Catastrophic issues at the local. The compressor failed and the beer was ROONED. Had to have a tinnie instead.

9.30!?!?? You’re up later than me, Sid Vicious

Thanksgiving is for softcocks who don’t have a summer drinking season running from Melbourne Cup Day through to end of the last 20/20 match

Burqa with the works. Not to borrow from our accursed American cousins, but I’m going to miss Barnaby Joyce when he’s gone, so I’d like to give thanks, while he’s still with us, for all the years of entertainment he’s prov...

For me, Barnaby will be forever remembered as the bloke who couldn’t hold his drink, keep his pants on, or accept the science that spelled disaster for the people he swore to serve in the dust-choked margins of rural Australia.

WTC Cat says WTF

I moved her feeding spot.

A possum has died in the ceiling of my office. A very large possum, it smells like.

I tried but all I got back was “Ixnay on the yber-attacksay”

Livestream from Dan’s dishwashing machine rn.

This is The Way

Peak dad content right here

This is The Way.

This is not The Way

somewhere there is a dad so zen he does not get involved in scraping and rinsing the dishes before they go in the dishwasher, nor in stacking the machine for optimum washing ability, but I don't know him.

Yeah. It’s fkn gnarly on the Southside and I’m only on the edge of it.

Has any dad anywhere ever convinced even a single member of his family that the dishwasher is a dishwasher and not a garbage disposal? If this is you, sir, I congratulate you and would very much like to subscribe to your pamphlet.

I am OBSESSED with this show

Really?!? I thought that was a well known part of his legend

Excellent piece

Who deserves a state funeral less? Lawsie or Richo? It’s nice for John Laws that so many people remembered him when he finally shuffled off his golden coil, even if they were lining up to piss on his grave, and it’s nice too that he died so close to Gr...

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The vet brought it